Caroline in the City

Caroline: What do you mean, gay? Charlie: Well, when two people of the same sex...

Richard: Hey Charlie. One of my paintings is going to be in a show.(he exits) Charlie: On Broadway? Caroline: Charlie, how could a painting be in a show on Broadway? Charlie: It all starts with a dream

Caroline: You know I'm no good at dumping people. I couldn't even bring myself to switch drycleaners 'til my old one died.

Caroline: Del, I got my hair done! Del: Get outta here! Caroline: I did! Didn't you notice the highlights? Del: It looks exactly the same. Who's going to notice that? (Annie enters) Annie: Oh my god, your hair looks amazing.

( An art gallery owner walks into Remo's and Richard doesn't want to talk to him about his work) Caroline: Okay, okay fine, have it your way. (yelling) Richard, don't argue with me. You're an incredible artist and it's the world's loss that you don't never had your own show. (Pauses and speaks to Richard on a lower tone) Is he looking? Richard: No, I think he's checking to see if his ears are bleeding