Caroline in the City

Caroline: (on phone) Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, Tuesday at seven would be great ... Yeah, see you then ... Okay, bye-bye. Annie: Good! You're dating again. Good for you. Get back on that horse! Go girl! Caroline: Annie, that's not it. I volunteered to read to the elderly. You know, I've been dating one guy after another for the last ten years. I want something more fulfilling in my life. I want something more meaningful. Annie: Aw, that's really nice. Wanna go get drunk? Caroline: Okay.

Del: So Richard, look, let's go pick out one of your paintings. I'll bring it down to my club. Richard: You know, actually, there's one that I just finished working on. I'm really proud of it. It's called "Cavalcade of Death". Del: Uh...got anything with boats? They like boats.

Richard: Alright, I am out of here. Very nice fungus commercial, Annie. Annie: Oh, thank you. Richard: Call me when you book a yeast infection.

Charlie:(about Annie's commercial) Whoa, whoa, great commercial! Thank you so much for inviting me. (to Caroline) Do me a favor: lose my number.

(Annis is in a commercial set in a construction site) Annie: Ooh, I'm on fire down there... (several people give her a look) No, between my toes! (cut to a product shot) Doctor Furman's: (voice over) fast cooling relief for athlete's foot and fungus. Available everywhere. (cut back to the construction site. A construction worker is putting Doctor Furman's on her feet) Annie: Whoo! Thanks, Doctor Furman. You put out my fire.