Caroline: Hey. Did I hear Annie down here?
Richard: Yeah. She just stopped by to remind me that my life is an endless purgatory interrupted by profound moments of misery.
Caroline: Have you ever delivered a baby before?
Richard: No but I, uh, once helped a fat man out of a Miata.
(Richard enters Caroline's appartment)
Caroline: Richard, you're early. It's 9.28h. I'll be right down.
Richard: (to Salty in a mean voice) I'm back!
Richard: Okay, I'll see you at 9.30h.
Caroline: Well, actually I was hoping 9.00h.
Richard: I'll be half hour late.
Caroline: Oh Richard, I can't believe we brought a baby into the world.
Richard: I hate to break it to you but Vicki did most of the work.
(Del and Joe have some drinks together
Del: To Caroline.
Joe: To Caroline.
Del: You know, that's a great girl you get there. Still don't make the same mistake I did.
Joe: What was that?
Del: I have absolutely no idea.
Caroline: Okay, well. Worst case scenario! A lot of women have their babies at home.
Vicki: Name one!
Caroline: The Virgin Mary?
Vicki: She wasn't home. She was at a road trip.