Caroline in the City

Caroline: Hey. Did I hear Annie down here? Richard: Yeah. She just stopped by to remind me that my life is an endless purgatory interrupted by profound moments of misery.

Caroline: Have you ever delivered a baby before? Richard: No but I, uh, once helped a fat man out of a Miata.

(Richard enters Caroline's appartment) Richard: Caroline? Caroline: Richard, you're early. It's 9.28h. I'll be right down. Richard: (to Salty in a mean voice) I'm back!

Richard: Okay, I'll see you at 9.30h. Caroline: Well, actually I was hoping 9.00h. Richard: Okay. Caroline: Good. Richard: I'll be half hour late.

Caroline: Oh Richard, I can't believe we brought a baby into the world. Richard: I hate to break it to you but Vicki did most of the work.

(Del and Joe have some drinks together Del: To Caroline. Joe: To Caroline. Del: You know, that's a great girl you get there. Still don't make the same mistake I did. Joe: What was that? Del: I have absolutely no idea.

Caroline: Okay, well. Worst case scenario! A lot of women have their babies at home. Vicki: Name one! Caroline: The Virgin Mary? Vicki: She wasn't home. She was at a road trip.