Caroline in the City

(after Caroline's toast to the newlyweds Richard and Julia) Charlie: Oh no, that was so beautiful. I forgot to tape it. Do it again! Could you do it again? Caroline: (in a mean voice) Never in a million years.

(Caroline cries in her bathroom) Caroline: I can't go out there, face the two of them together. Annie: Oh honey, you'll be fine. You just say "Hi!" to them, hold yourself up straight and get lost in the crowd. Caroline: There is five people out there.

Annie: You're putting on a good front. Caroline: 20 years of watching my parents suppress every emotion is finally paying off.

(Annie enters Caroline's decorated apartment) Annie: Oh my God, this place looks gorgeous. Caroline: Imagine what it would look like if I didn't hate her.

(after Caroline promised Julia to throw Richard and Julia a wedding reception) Caroline: Annie, close your mouth. It's very unattractive.

(Caroline introduces Julia to Annie) Annie: Hi! Wow, you married Richard? You are gorgeous! (Caroline gives her a killing glance) In a cheap sort of way.

(after Caroline left a message on Richard's answering machine telling that she loves him) Richard: Caroline, there is something I have to tell you. Caroline: Really? Go ahead. Richard: I don't know why this is so hard to say. I mean, it's just three little words. Caroline: Aha. Richard: I got married.