Caroline in the City

Caroline:Why aren't you at the hotel? Richard:Bad hotel...pipes froze...no heat...no cabs... (he walks over to the fireplace) Fire, good.

Caroline: What's the dog doing curled up over there in the corner? You told me you had Sparky put to sleep last June. Margaret: Fred? She's asking about Sparky. Fred: Well, Puddin', with your mother off at school, I got bored, so I just went down and registered in a class of my own. Caroline: Um...you stuffed Sparky?

Annie: You know, Richard, you have been moaning on about how you're sick of the city and you can't afford a vacation, and with you a thousand miles away it'd be my vacation too. Richard: Yeah, some vacation. I've seen the ads - 'Come visit Peshtigo. If not you, who?'

Del: Well you know, Caroline, I really wish I could go, but I've got a big date Saturday night. Caroline: I didn't ask you. Del: I know, I just wanted to let you know I have a date.

Caroline: (about her brother) Are you following the breadcrumbs here? I grew up with a saint. Annie: (singing) Must've been cold there in his shadow... Del: Yeah, but you must have him now, right? I mean, Caroline Duffy gets her own park? What can he possibly do to top that? Caroline: Reanimate dead tissue?

Annie: Now Caroline, I hate to ask this, but your brother Chris isn't going to be there, is he? Caroline: No, that's the best part. He won't make it. See, there's this old woman who needs a triple bypass or she won't make it through the weekend. Isn't that great? Annie: Yeah! Richard: I'm hoping that's because your brother is a doctor who can save her and not a mortician who's having a slow week.