Kids in the Hall
Dave Foley (Aubrey's boss) is the second Kids in the Hall member to have a part in this series, along with Scott Thompson. Exec. producer/creator/writer, Bruce McCulloch was also a member.
(at Aubrey's house, Laird accusing Dougie)
Laird: It's you fault.
Dougie: What? How is, this, my fault?
Laird: You pushed him into your wife's Green Queen cult.
Dougie: No, it's not a cult. It's a group of people led by charismatic leader who tells them what to say and do.
Gracen: I'm proud of you son, I'm. I'm a little more proud of what you might achieve after you graduate.
Marmaduke: Really? Like what?
Gracen: Like, maybe getting a job or moving out.
Marmaduke: I don't see it. But anything possible.
Leila: Cindy, is this a sales call?
Cindy: Hnhuh... it's an improving-your-life call. And eight cents from every dollar goes to finding homes for polar bears displaced by shrinking ice floes.
Cindy: (trying to close the sale) I could have sworn I heard you say you liked the planet.
Laird: You're Dad-Man. You can do anything.
Aubrey: Is that the way you felt about your dad?
Laird: Sure. Until the summer I found out he sold hot dogs at the ballpark... that's why I can't commit to a woman.
Marmaduke: Well, I'm off to find my virtual classroom. (at his 'online' university) The seats next to the cute girls always go so fast... if you know what I mee-ean?
Gracen: OK, Laird... let's hear yours.
Laird: Moppin' the floor with a fat lady in a truck stop bathroom. (quizzical looks around the car) What...? You guys wanted to know my worst sexual experience, right?
Gracen: No, the question was, 'what was your worst job?'
Laird: Oh... you meant 'job' job. Then... I would have to say the same thing... also my worst Christmas.
Production Staff: Maxine Brooks, Cheryl Parker, Linda Stanley, Jerie McBride, Peter Thoren, Dave Hadder.