Cashmere Mafia

Nicholas: How many of the guys in the office has Katherine been through? Zoe: One that I know of. How did you know? Nicholas: It's a type. In my office, there's a Claudia and a Joelle.

Sam: There's a dinner for Tom Stoppard at Mike & Diane's tonight. It might be kinda fun. Caitlin: I think you dropped a couple of names there. Sam: Thank you for noticing.

Caitlin: So like a month into it, my first real girl thing, she turns to me and goes "I'm pregnant!" Sam: Woah, you don't see that coming. Caitlin: No, you do not. And isn't that something you share with someone before getting into a relationship with them? Sam: Well I mean, did she just find out or was she trying to hide it from you? Caitlin: Shes like 3 months along. Sam: And you didn't notice any weight gain or... Caitlin: I thought it was like I'm-so-in-love-poundage. (Sam nods his head sympathetically) Caitlin: There is nothing in the self help section for this particular twist, I'll tell you that right now. Sam: Nope, I don't think so. Caitlin: And why am I telling you all this again? Sam: My shrink is encouraging me to talk less and listen more and make real connections. Caitlin: And how's that going for you? Sam: I never realized what was out there until I just shut up. (Sam leans in and kisses her) Caitlin: (shocked) Wow. You think? Sam: I don't know, you tell me. Producer walks in and Sam pretends to drop his fork and hides under the table. Just after, Alicia walks in and Caitlin also goes under the table. Caitlin: Oh, Oh God. Sam: What you owe him a script too?

Caitlin: Okay, so I slept with a guy on the first date and Alicia's pregnant. (Mia and Zoe look really confused) Zoey: What? Mia (grabs Caitlin by the hand): We need to have a talk about the birds and the bees, okay? Caitlin (rolls eyes): That came out wrong.