Castle Season 5 Episode 2

Castle: Okay, maybe people find out, and maybe we won't get to work together, and maybe we'll implode. Or maybe we'll continue to be amazing. The point is, we don't have the answers. We just have to live with the questions and find our way.
Beckett: Okay, can... Well, can we just start here then? Can we say that we will talk about dating other people, but we won't actually date other people?
Castle: Yeah. I can-I can do that.
Beckett: Okay, good, because I have a gun, and you don't really have a choice.
Castle: Clearly, I don't have a choice.

Castle: Look, I tried everything to get away. I-I hid under the counter. I was hiding in the bathroom. At one point, I tried to pull a Cape Fear up under the piano.
Beckett: Yet when I walked in, she was straddling you on the couch.
Castle: Right? She's like the Terminator of sexpots.

Beckett: Do you actually buy this whole just friends thing?
Castle: It's possible.
Beckett: Yeah, it's possible, but it's not probable.
Castle: I don't know. You and I were just friends for four years.
Beckett: Yeah, except you were trying to sleep with me that whole time.
Castle: What?!
Beckett: Mm-hmm.
Castle: Excuse me. It was you that was trying to sleep with me.
Beckett: Wha...?
Castle: Don't tell me you dress like that for Esposito.

Castle: (about Kristina) Oh, that's just their entertainment reporter. She's... My agent has been haranguing me to promote Frozen Heat, so...
Beckett: Isn't she the reporter that shows up to cover stories in her bikini?
Castle: (panicked) Yeah, I don't... is... I didn't notice that.
Beckett: You want to try it again, make it sound a little more convincing?
Castle: No, I'm good.

Chip: (sees Beckett) Whoa. Talk about New York's finest. She really a cop?
Castle: Yes, she's really a cop.
Chip: Chip Chambers. I do sports and you can arrest me anytime.
Beckett: Yeah, well, maybe I will.