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Beckett:: Well, I guess this is it.
Castle:: Well it doesn't have to be, we could go to dinner. Debrief each other.
Beckett:: Why Castle? So I can be another one of your conquests?
Castle:: Or I can be one of yours.
Beckett:: It was nice to meet you Castle.
Castle:: It's too bad, it would have been great.
Beckett:: You have no idea.
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Beckett:: What the hell were you thinking? You could have gotten yourself killed.
Castle:: No the safety was on the whole time
Beckett:: You know you could have told me
Castle:: Where's the fun in that?
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Castle:: Life should be an adventure. Do you want to know why I killed Derek? There were no more surprises. I knew exactly what was going to happen every moment of every scene. It's just like these parties they become so predictable, 'I'm your biggest fan, where do you get your ideas'.
Alexis:: And the ever popular 'will you sign my chest'.
Castle:: That one I don't mind so much.
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Martha:It's my fault, really. He never had a father figure.
Castle: Oh, that's not true, mother. I had lots of father figures.
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Martha: Really, dollface? Who does homework at a party?
Alexis: I have a test next week.
Martha: So do I. Liver function. And you don't see me studying!
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Castle: (to Alexis) I just want someone to like come up to me and say something new.
Beckett: Mr. Castle?
Castle: (turns around holding a pen) Where would you like it?
Beckett: (holding a badge) Detective Kate Beckett, NYPD. We need to ask you a few questions about a murder that took place earlier tonight.
Alexis: That's new.
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Beckett: Welcome to reality, superstar.
Castle: Well, I never did much like reality.
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Beckett: (about Castle) He's like a nine year old on a sugar rush. Totally incapable of taking anything seriously.
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Castle: (to Alexis) When I was your age I... wait. I can't tell that story. It's wildly inappropriate. Which, oddly enough, is my point. Don't you want wildly inappropriate stories that you can't tell your children?
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Beckett: Says here that you stole a police horse...
Castle: Borrowed.
Beckett: And you were nude at the time.
Castle: It was spring.
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Kate: Are you here to annoy me?
Castle: I'm here for the story.
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(Castle asked Beckett for photos of the murders)
Richard Castle: I'm not asking for the bodies. Just the pictures.
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Castle: That's too easy. The reader would never buy it.
Kate: This isn't one of your books, Castle. Out here, we find a guy standing over a body with a gun, he's usually the guy who did it.
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Esposito: (about Castle) The man's got the Mayor on speed dial. The rich really are different.
Kate: You want him? He's yours.
Esposito: A control freak like you with something you can't control? No, no, that's gonna be more fun than Shark Week.
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Martha: (to Castle) Hang on, Sweetie. I just got a hit on my graydar. Bingo. No ring. Stand back, kids. Momma's going fishing.
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Kate: No signs of struggle. He knew her.
Lanie: Even bought her flowers. Who says romance is dead?
Kate: I do. Every Saturday night.
Lanie: A little lipstick wouldn't hurt.
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Alexis: If I'm gonna have to keep bailing you out, you're going to have to raise my allowance... a lot.
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(Whilst being held at gun point by Jonathan Tisdale)
Det. Kate Beckett: Castle, you ok?
Richard Castle: Yeah, but this psycho here needs a breath mint.
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Castle: (Kate Beckett grabs his nose) Apples! Apples! Apples!
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Richard Castle: You know, a little cops gone wild?