Castle Season 1 Episode 8

Castle:: Remind me if I ever decide to write a memoir to never write a memoir.
Beckett:: Okay... Why not?
Castle:: Because memoir's are about truth and I'm not a very truthful person. It'd be too easy to make myself look good.

Beckett:: It might be harder than you think.

Beckett: What are we playing for?
Castle: Pride...or clothing.
Beckett: I think I got a bag of gummy bears.

Castle: All these years trying to do the right thing, trying to make amends and because of Cynthia's greed, she's going to end up in jail.
Beckett: If you're looking for a happy ending, you've come to the wrong place.
Castle: Next time, I guess I'll just try that massage parlor on 2nd avenue.

Castle: Someone say murder? Hold on, I'll get my coat!
Esposito: Look at him, all excited.
Beckett: Yeah, like a kid at Christmas.
Ryan: With a dead body under the tree.