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Beckett:: Oh my gosh, I get it. You're hiding, your book is coming out today and you're hiding.
Castle:: No, hiding would be building a fortress out of my comforter and then downing a fifth of scotch. But apparently that's considered unhealthy.
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Castle: (describing his character based on Beckett) She's going to be really smart, very savvy, haunting good looks, really good at her job and kinda slutty.
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(Beckett learns Castle's new character is based upon her)
Beckett: What kind of name is Nikki Heat?
Castle: It's a cop name.
Beckett: It's a stripper name.
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(Castle is arranging a date with a prostitute who can help Beckett's case)
Castle: Just out of curiosity, what are you wearing right now?
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Beckett: Castle, what are you doing?
Castle: Promise not to hate me?
Beckett: I already hate you.
Castle: Fair enough.
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Castle: You okay?
Beckett: Yeah. Why?
Castle: Can't be easy breaking that kind of news.
Beckett: Yeah. Well, thanks for not making it a joke.
Castle: Yeah. I'm a wise-ass not a jack-ass.
Beckett: I didn't know there was a difference.
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Beckett: You were on the job?
Kirby: Twenty years out of the 134. Of course back then, we had other cops as partners. (looks at Castle) Not second rate novelists.
Beckett: Yeah, don't get me started.
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Castle: Oh my god. This is quite possibly the worst coffee I've ever tasted. It's actually kind of fascinating. It tastes like a... (pauses to sip the coffee) it tastes like a monkey peed in battery acid. Try some?