Ryan: Hey, Castle.
Esposito: What you doing here, bro?
Castle: I was just on my way to the Hamptons to write for the weekend, when I thought I'd drop by, see if we caught a murder.
Beckett: Wow. Anything to avoid writing, huh?
Esposito: Hey, did you hear about Beckett's weekend?
Castle: No. Big plans?
Ryan: She's going away with her boyfriend.
Castle: A boyfriend? Beckett! Really? Who is the lucky guy?
Esposito: For some reason, she's not telling.
Beckett: Okay, seriously, guys?
Castle: Actually, I for one am offended that you're not sharing with us.
Ryan: Mm-hmm. After all we've been through.
Esposito: Yeah, I think we deserve better.
Beckett: (referring to Ryan and Esposito's investigation about her secret boyfriend) Why are you even helping them?
Castle: Well, come on. The good news is, they're completely fooled about us.
Beckett: Yeah, well, I don't understand why they even care.
Castle: Ah, why do people care about Brangelina?
Beckett: Oh, so we're Brangelina now?
Castle: No. No, no. We're... Rickate. No, we're... Kateick.
Beckett: (grimacing) Mm.
Castle: Caskett? Ooh, that's good 'cause of the whole murder thing, casket.
Beckett: (nods) Mm-hmm.
Ryan: Hey, Castle. Yeah, I'm gonna put you on speakerphone so you can weigh in on this.
Castle: Weigh in on what? (Beckett is also with him and listening)
Ryan: Well, we're in the morgue with Lanie trying to figure out who Beckett's boyfriend is.
Lanie: I have nothing to do with this nonsense.
Castle: Yeah, until you're bagging their mangled bodies when Beckett finds out.
Esposito: Pfft. Like we're afraid of Beckett.
Ryan: Besides, how's she gonna find out?(Beckett is pissed off and tries to take the phone from Castle)
"Getaway" by Latch Key Kid
"Longing to Belong" by Eddie Vedder
Although credited, Penny Johnson Jerald (Captain Victoria Gates) does not appear in this episode.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 15, 2012 on CTV
Australia: November 19, 2012 on Channel 7
Germany: February 22, 2013 on Kabel 1