Season 5 Episode 4

Murder He Wrote

Aired Monday 10:00 PM Oct 15, 2012 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Ryan: Hey, Castle.
      Esposito: What you doing here, bro?
      Castle: I was just on my way to the Hamptons to write for the weekend, when I thought I'd drop by, see if we caught a murder.
      Beckett: Wow. Anything to avoid writing, huh?
      Castle: Exactly.
      Esposito: Hey, did you hear about Beckett's weekend?
      Castle: No. Big plans?
      Ryan: She's going away with her boyfriend.
      Castle: A boyfriend? Beckett! Really? Who is the lucky guy?
      Esposito: For some reason, she's not telling.
      Beckett: Okay, seriously, guys?
      Castle: Actually, I for one am offended that you're not sharing with us.
      Ryan: Mm-hmm. After all we've been through.
      Esposito: Yeah, I think we deserve better.

    • Beckett: (referring to Ryan and Esposito's investigation about her secret boyfriend) Why are you even helping them?
      Castle: Well, come on. The good news is, they're completely fooled about us.
      Beckett: Yeah, well, I don't understand why they even care.
      Castle: Ah, why do people care about Brangelina?
      Beckett: Oh, so we're Brangelina now?
      Castle: No. No, no. We're... Rickate. No, we're... Kateick.
      Beckett: (grimacing) Mm.
      Castle: Caskett? Ooh, that's good 'cause of the whole murder thing, casket.
      Beckett: (nods) Mm-hmm.

    • Ryan: Hey, Castle. Yeah, I'm gonna put you on speakerphone so you can weigh in on this.
      Castle: Weigh in on what? (Beckett is also with him and listening)
      Ryan: Well, we're in the morgue with Lanie trying to figure out who Beckett's boyfriend is.
      Lanie: I have nothing to do with this nonsense.
      Castle: Yeah, until you're bagging their mangled bodies when Beckett finds out.
      Esposito: Pfft. Like we're afraid of Beckett.
      Ryan: Besides, how's she gonna find out?(Beckett is pissed off and tries to take the phone from Castle)

  • Notes

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