Castle

Castle: You sure you want to take that many books? Alexis: Overambitious for a 5 day trip? Castle: You're gonna be responsible for your own pack. I think you're supposed to be more Sacagawea than a scholarly reader. Besides, look at all those pages the trees might want revenge.

Castle: Yet another example of why you shouldn't mix business with pleasure, even show business. Beckett: Are you talking about the case or yourself? Castle: Hahaha… Yeah. Touché, Detective. Beckett: So you want to go for a victory lap and grab a burger? Castle: Oh, can't. Gotta go. Big date. Beckett: You're kidding, right? You're going out with Ellie Monroe even though you know the only reason that she was interested in you was for a part? Have you lost all sense of human decency and self-respect... what? Castle: My big date... is with Alexis. She's getting back from her trip. Beckett: Oh. (Castle leaves smiling and so does Beckett)

(Castle just hang up the phone with Ellie Monroe) Beckett: Ellie Monroe, huh? Castle: Yeah, she's pretty upset about this whole Bobby Mann thing. That we were his last guests. She thinks it would be comforting if we were to be together. Beckett: "comforting"? Is that what the cool kids call it these days?

Beckett: What are you doing? (Castle looking into Bobby's evidence bag) Castle: It's called investigating. You should try it. Beckett: I usually wait until there's a crime. Castle: Cell phone, money clip. Castle: He stuck a piece of gum to a paper before he put it in his pocket. Beckett: One of his last acts was not littering. Castle: Yes, but there's a word on this paper..."tory." Could be a mystery woman. Beckett: Wow, Castle. Cracking this case wide open.

(Alexis and Martha watching Castle's interview on TV) Castle: Call me old-fashioned, but when a beautiful movie star is impressed with my fake law enforcement credentials, I'm in. Alexis: (Alexis asking Martha) Do you think he's asked her out yet? Martha: Your father, pretty girl like that? He may have proposed by now.

Beckett: (Talking about Ellie Monroe) That's why she was throwing herself at you. She wanted you to recommend her for the part. Castle: What? Beckett: For the record, she's nothing like Nikki Heat. Castle: Oh! You just can't stand it that a beautiful actress is actually interested in me. Beckett: Why would I care? Castle: Exactly. That's a good question. Why would you care? Beckett: I don't! Castle: Fine! I'm gonna go get some coffee. Beckett: Fine! I've got work to do.

Bobby Mann: (Asking Castle about his book) Now you worked with actual NYPD Homicide Detectives to research "Heat Wave". Castle: Yes, yes I did. And they still won't let me carry a gun. Ellie: I didn't know you worked with law enforcement. It's kinda my weak spot. Bobby Mann: Hello. Hank: Waiter, check please. Bobby Mann: Wow, you guys are single, right? Castle: Well, actually not anymore, Bobby. Thank you very much. Bobby Mann: Oh!

Bobby Mann:(Talk show introduction) And did you hear? Our favorite golfer is in the news again. Missed a charity tournament over the weekend. Really unfortunate. The world's top golfer had to pull out. In fact, it's the first time he's pulled out of anything… in five years.

Beckett: (Watching Castle on tv) Wow! Camera does really add ten pounds... to his ego!