CatDog

Cat Diggety Dog Lyrics: Dog: Cat Diggety Dog! Cat: Cat Diggety Dog! Dog: Dog Diggety Cat! Cat: Dog Diggety Cat! Dog: He wants to do this! Cat: I want to do this! Dog: I gotta do that! Cat: Terrific! Both: How could it get, How could it get, How could it get any better than this? Cat: (I can't imagin...) Dog: Two in one brthers! Cat: Two in one brothers! Dog: We never fight! Cat: We never fight! Dog: Except whe we yell and scream!! Cat: Dog, will you watch...(mumbles something underwater)...How could it, How could it get, How could it get any wetter than this! Dog: (Can I get you a towel?) Cat: (Nevermind!) Dog: We're salt and pepper! Cat: Salt and pepper! Dog: We're bigger than that! Cat: We're scrauper dat!! Dog: My legs are his arms! Cat: His legs are my arms!! Dog: My arms are his legs! Cat: My body, my body, my body!! Dog: I got to eat trash! Cat: He has to eat trash! Dog: He's got to eat well! Cat: I try to eat well! Dog: I eat 'til I'm full! Cat: He eats 'til I'm sick! Dog: Boy, do I smell. Whew! Dog: Hi-HO Diggety! Cat: NO-HO Diggety!! Dog: When day is done, Cat: I say when it's done! Dog: Remember two heads... Cat: What about two heads? Dog: ...Are more than one! Cat: STOP, STOP, STOP!! Dog: His face couldn't get, his face couldn't get, his face couldn't get any redder than this! Cat: Oh-ho! That's funny...those, those are not the right words! Both: It just couldn't get, it just couldn't get, it just couldn't get any better than this!!!