(after Cat dodges the pie thrown by Sgt. Sillybells)
Sgt. Sillybells: Hairball! The object is to get hit by the pie. Do you understand?!
Cat: Well, sir, funny thing. I don't like to get hit by pies. They're all messy, cream gets in my fur.
Sgt. Sillybells: All clowns love to be hit by pies! Clowns live to be hit by pies! In fact, I wanna be hit with a pie right now! (Dog throws a pie at Sgt. Sillybells; to Dog) Thank you, son.
Dog: Sir, no problem, sir!