In actuality It is the only headline joke that could be taken seriously! Geico could get behind it and finance it in any kind of way, then it WOULD be back! regardless of the damned ratings.
Jericho, we've seen the ratings and know the shows pretty much like trying to make a show about a piece of paper.
The 80's, well that one is coming true.
A.I., that one you could tell was just fake nobody can actually believe it, especially when everyone that watches it is saying the shows going downhill fast, so why would they be putting it on 7 nights a week, so it can be cancelled after less than a season with that many timeslots?
iCarly, well thats just crude and proves they are trying to do what they hate, warp minds.
Hell's Kitchen, Hell's in the name so that one was just plain stupid.
How about:
Day Break, We are finally getting a Break-it's Renewed!!
8 Simple Rules, 8 Simple Rules for dating the new season--its Renewed!!
Smith, anonymously stealing back its' TV time--its Renewed!!
Drive, it's being re-driven onto TV screens once again--its Renewed!!
Windfall, another windfall is in the distance--its Renewed!!
I would mention a Veronica Mars headline but, being a fan and knowing how devastating it still is for--what happened, all I can say is that mentioning her is NSFA ITN50YRS--Not Safe For Anytime In The Next 50 YeaRS (or well, the time you have left....)