Heather: What's wrong is that you're taken by my friend. If you don't call her, I'm gonna rip your voice box out and call her myself, but in your voice. What's it going to be?
Andy: I'm gay.
Andy: Yeah, I'm a gay man. I enjoy the gay lifestyle.
Heather: Then why'd you ask me if I had a friend.
Andy: Last… ditch effort.
Heather: All right.
Andy: Yeah. Unsuccessful.
Heather: Then make out with that guy?
Andy: What? What if he's not gay?
Gay Guy: I am.