Joel: She is jonesin' to ride the Joel train.
Nick: Please, you're not a train. you're like a sad little parking lot tram at Disneyland. My friend, she wants to take a ride on the Nick Hedge Bullet Express.
Andy: Those are really fast. Was that what you're trying to say?
Nick: No, certainly not. I'm more like a slow train… wait.
Nick: No. All right, hold it, forget the train analogy for a minute and let's all agree that I am a superb lover.
Joel: No, I'm not gonna agree to that.