Season 1 Episode 5

The Shaver

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Nov 06, 2007 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Andy: There are a lot of hot babes living here, Nick.
      Nick: Yeah, if you like bleached-out silicone stuffed cougar pups.
      Andy: I do.

    • Nick: Poor Joel, you're like a moth that just keeps hurling itself at a screen, unable to accept the fact that it's never going to get into the house.
      Joel: Moths get into houses all the time.
      Nick: Fine, something bigger, like a grizzly bear.
      Andy: No, a bear doesn't work because it could just burst right through the screen. You got to get something small like a hummingbird.
      Nick: Why would a humming bird wanna get into a house?
      Andy: Because there's nectar inside.

    • Joel: I just wanna relax.
      Nick: What could be more relaxing then closely examining another man's features?

    • Nick: Good morning, traitor.
      Joel: Good morning.
      Nick: Sleep well, traitor?
      Joel: Fine.
      Nick: Where'd you get those business cards? Traitor Joe's?
      Joel: Oh so the plan is to work the word "traitor" into every sentence.
      Nick: No… Traitor! Uh-oh, changed my mind.

  • Notes

  • Allusions