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1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee 2. Axl Rose vs. Slash Main Event: Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt Summaries: 1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee Pamela did enter the ring with a little surprise - atomic breast implants. She reveals her breasts, and fires out laser like shots towards Heather, that burns off her skin on her legs and one arm... but then Pamela's chest malfunctions, and she explodes, leaving Heather Locklear as the winner 2. Axl Rose vs. Slash Axl scalps Slash, and after torturing Slash for a little bit, mixes his brains with a blender. But this turns Slash into a vicious, psycotic man with the intelligence of a child. He takes the scissors Rose used to cut his hair, and snips Axl Rose into nothing more than paper dolls (flesh dolls?). Main Event: Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt The arena was like a race track, and both contestants had their own cars that had lethal weapons. Dale crushes Jeff under his car, and Gordon gets stuck on Earnhardt's back wheel. Dale revs up his car, causing the car's back wheels to grind Gordon into pulp!moreless
  • YEEHAW! I sure likes a Demolition Derby to the death!

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    Man, you gotta believe that this is a top episode. Although Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee, and Axl Rose vs. Slash are both decently good, it's Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt in the Demolition Derby to the Death that really stole the show! I sure liked how the Deathmatch people fitted the cars with no safety precautions and nothing but Mambo No.5 on the radios. The arena modified to look like a race track was cool too. A lot of good car-related attacks as well to boot make this episode worth watching!

    And now, I wave the checkered flag on this review!moreless
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    • Dale Earnhardt drives into the announcers booth and Nick falls out of tower, then when Johnny looks down you see Nick laying unconscious on the floor in a pile of pipes. Then we see Nick laying on the ramp/stair up to the foot of the booth. The shot of Nick in the pile of pipes is a reused shot from episode 105, when Nick fell down and went into a coma.

    • During the Axl Rose/Slash fight, Axl removes the top of Slash's head and proceeds to dump hot sauce on Slash's brain and then to stir it up with an electric mixer. Johnny mentions the damage being done to "Slash's most sensitive organ." Technically, the brain itself can feel nothing; there aren't any nerve endings on it. Although, having the top of your skull removed would probably really hurt anyway. :)

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    • Mills: (Opening the Axl/Slash fight) Allright, I want a good, clean fight. Guns are not permitted, but I suppose roses would brighten this place up a bit.

    • Nick: Pamela Anderson is taking off her shirt! Can she do that? Mills: Oh, I'll definetly allow it.

    • Tommy Lee: I love you so much! Pamela: I love you too! No matter how many times I have you arrested!

    • (As Axl pulls out a sharp object from under his kilt) Johnny: Nick, what the hell is this psycho doing? (Celtic music played in background) Nick: Ancient Scottish soldiers wearing kilts such as Axl's always carried a dagger strapped to their ankle. Tradition has it that once a soldier removes it from its scabbard, he can't put it back without drawing blood... even if it's his own. Johnny: It's a scissors, Nick. (Celtic music abruptly stops) Nick: Oh... uh, that must be a different tradition.

    • Dale: (To Jeff) You got a fast car kid, but your brain's slower then molasses bin kept in icebox all night! Nick: What did he say? Johnny: Something about molasses.

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