Episode 42

Season 3, Episode 9, Aired

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First it's a game show host fight, Chuck Woolery vs. Regis Philbin! The two battle in chairs that contain many deadly traps, and answer questions in 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' style. In the end, Chuck Woolery wins. Next is Napoleon vs. Joe Pesci, a battle of the midgets! Napoleon loses the arm he doesn't keep tucked in his coat, and Pesci loses one of his legs. But then Napoleon pulls out his other hand, which is toxic from being in his coat for several centuries. He shoves it into Joe's mouth, and poisons him to death (if that's how you say it). Napoleon wins! Kevin Bacon wasn't exactly well-informed when he came to the Deathmatch stadium. Thinking that he was going to be able to preform with his brother, Jesse Ventura. (a.k.a. WWF's 'The Body') First Meg Ryan stepped into the ring, they fought for a while, and then Kevin threw her out off the ring, and she got impaled on a sign. Next Martin Lawrence appeared, however he was dressed in way too many clothes, so he collapsed in the ring, and Kevin jumped on Martin's head, crushing it. Finally Jesse Ventura enters the rings ands starts beating the crap out of Kevin Bacon. When Kevin, sore and confused, questions Nick Diamond and finds out the truth (that they won't let him sing), he becomes very, VERY angry! He turns around, and then kills Jesse Ventura by punching a hole into him, climbing into him, and then ripping him into two pieces! [thanx to Groucho Magmarx for this one]moreless
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      • Martin Lawrence wasn't immovilized because of his clothes. Actually he was using them to sweat a lot and lose weight, but the intensive sweating, the dehydration and the lack of food made him collapse in the ring. Then Mills told Kevin Bacon to end his misery and he danced over Martin until he was dead.

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      • Kevin Bacon: I don't want to die. I just wanted to sing a song for these people. Jesse Ventura: Wake up! They're not going to let you sing! Kavin Bacon: Hey! is that true?! Nick: Well, yes and no. Kevin Bacon: What does that mean? Nick: We mean, YES, there is NO way we're gonna let you sing.

      • Debbie: Hey, Diamond, Knock, knock! Nick: Who's there? Debbie: Suck my ass! Nick: You're no lady!

      • Pesci: (To Napolean) You think you're tough, frenchie? I hang with De Niro! I was in Casino!

      • Nick Diamond: (To Debbie and Johnny) You can both suck my ass!

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      • This and episode 43 was a two-part episode since Napoleon grabbed Debbie and jumped into the time machine. Nick and Johnny jumped after... to be continued

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      • When Kevin Bacon dances over Martin Lawrence we can hear "Foot Loose" as the background music. This is an allusion to the movie with the same name, starring Kevin Bacon.

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