Episode 45

Season 3, Episode 12, Aired

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1. Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma 2. Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway 3. James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst Fight Summary: 1 - Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma First up came the second freakfight, Beni Trauma, A four armed mutant Japanese chef who is assumed to be a fusion of the DNA of Emeral Lagasee and Jackie Chan, and Potato Khan, a Potato with a face arms and legs and a brooklyn accent who is assumed to have DNA of Joe Pesi and Gengis Khan. Beni Trauma was way superior, he slices off Khan's nose and roasts it, along eith some of his insides, and he then cuts off Potato Kahn's arms and legs throws him on the grill, then he puts on some special MSG laden spice, which causes Potato Kahn to grow many tentacles, and he grabs a hold of Beni Trauma and rips off his head. 2 - Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway After the first fight, Mankind had the ability to fight anyone he wanted too, he chose Ernest Hemingway. Mankind puts a sock on his hand and rips off Hemingway's jaw, and his brain and eyes falls out. 3 - James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst Metallica vs Limp Bizkit These guys fought in metal armor and with electromagnets in the arena, they were pulled in various directions... Finally Fred Durst slips out of his armor and the power of the magnets rips Hetfield in half. But Hetfield is still alive and he grabs a hoover and uses it to blow metal parts into Durst, the magnet fields rips the metal out of him, and he dies. But Mankind appears on the roof of the arena, jumps down into the ring, and with an implosion, the whole arena is sucked into the ground.moreless
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      • Johnny: Fred Durst is renowned for his amazing energy. Not only does does he sing, but he also directs his bands videos, and is vice-president of Interscope Records. And he does it all for the nookie! Nick: For those of you not in the know, "Nookie" is slang for a refreshing walk. My wife always used to say she was going for a nookie, whenever she left the house at night. #I did it all for the nookie, so you could take a cookie, and stick it up your...# Johnny: Thanks, Nick!

      • Mills: (Opening the Mankind/Hemmingway fight) Alright, I want a good, clean fight. No split infinitives, no dangling particibles, and no sentence framing. Let's get it on!

      • Mankind: You know the difference between my book and yours? Hemingway: Mine's better? Mankind: Mine weighs more! (Strikes Hemingway)

      • Mankind: My parents never remembered my birthday. Sometimes it makes me so mad I just want to... (Lifts up his chair) Nick: Aah! Please, don't hurt me! Mankind: This isn't for you, it's for me! (Hits himself in the head)

      • Johnny: There he is, ladies and gentlemen; A chef who does his best deboning outside of the kitchen, the Buddha of butchery, the culinery Kamikaze, Beni Trauma!

      • Mankind: (About the Khan/Trauma fight) Sweet potato pie! This reminds me of a brutal battle I fought back in '78. Boy, it was ugly. First, I was slammed into the table, then my head was pounded into a plate. Finally I jumped up and screamed "but I don't wanna eat my veggies, mommy!" Nick: Uh-huh. Johnny: It's not the freaks IN the ring we should be worrying about.

      • James Hetfield: I don't even know what I'm doing here. You're not Metal! Where is the extended guitar solo? Where are the pyrotechnics? Where is the HAIR!? Then Hetfield removes Durst's cap and shows his bald spot

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