Episode 49

Season 3, Episode 16, Aired

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1. David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser 2. Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas 3. Dixie Chicks vs. TLC Lucy Lawless appears on this episode to guest comment with Nick & Johnny. Fight Summary: 1 - David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser These guys were telephone salesmen, so they used all kinds of phones to fight with. It ended with Arquette jamming a cellphone into Reiser's head, and calling it so Reiser's head explodes. 2 - Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas In the end, Martin Sheen rips off Michael Douglas' head, puts it on one of the microphones and that's it... 3 - Dixie Chicks vs. TLC First, T-Boz plays poker with Emily, who knocks the table, and it smashes T-Boz's head off. Next Left-Eye jumps on one of the floorboards and Emily is sent flying away and she lands on the piano or something, smashing her head. Then Martie throws several liquor bottles into Chilli's mouth, and finally she jumps on her head, crushing it. Then Martie and Natalie has cornered Left-Eye, but she steps on a rope, which releases a lamp from the ceiling, and it falls down and crushes Martie and Natalie. Left-Eye is declared as the winner, but later, she tries to steal the trophy from Lucy Lawless and she gets hacked to pieces.moreless
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      • Mills: (Opening the Dixie Chicks/TLC fight) Alright, this is a respectable establishment. I don't wanna see you ladies NOT fighting in here!

      • Left-Eye: Why don't you step aside and let a real woman handle the business? (Lucy screams wildly and slashes Left-Eye with her sword) Johnny: Lucy Lawless really IS the Most Dangerous and Entertaining Female of the Year!

      • Mills: TLC is the winner! Left-Eye: No, no, no, no! Not TLC! Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopez is the winner of the Superstar Deathmatch! Mills: You mean Celebrity Deathmatch. Left-Eye: No, "Left-Eye" Lopez is the winner of the International Superstar Deathmatch!

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      • Paul Reiser uses the Shanghai index card flip, a move previously used by David Letterman in the earlier episode "The Mystery of the Loch Ness Monster".

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      • Death of a Salesman The Arquette/Reiser fight is referred to as "Death of a Telephone Salesman", in reference to the 1949 play.

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