Naomi Campbell: You're going down, you cheap actress wannabe! Rebecca Romijn-Stamos: Wannabe?! I'll have you know, I auditioned for Spielberg! Naomi Campbell: For what, "Saving Private Fat-Ass"?!
Gilbert Gottfried: I hold in my hands books written by our two fighters: "The Stand" by Stephen King, and "Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone" by JK Rowling. Now, I'm not what you'd call a "reader", so we've brought in esteemed literary critic, Professor Humphrey Pitsack, to discuss the intellectual impact of these books. Professor Humphrey Pitsack: Hello, I'm... Gilbert Gottfried: (hits the Professor with "The Stand") Interesting. (hits him with "Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone") There you have it. Both books seem to have made quite an impact!
Johnny: Normally, we'd go down to Debbie Metanopolous for some background on our first fight, but she's extremely pregnant, and is under doctor's order to stay on her back. Nick: Isn't that how she got in this mess in the first place? (they both laugh) Even on three-hour sleep, I still got it!
Robert: Open yer mouth, butt-wipe! Frankie: No! You're not the crime boss of me!
Rowling: Nobody wants to read your silly internet books, you greasy little man!
Frankie: You don't want to kill me on an empty stomach, do you? Robert: Guess not. Frankie: (To the camera) Like old butterass here's ever had an empty stomach!
S 6 : Ep 8
Aired 3/30/07 (21:25)
S 6 : Ep 8
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S 6 : Ep 7
Aired 3/23/07 (21:24)
S 6 : Ep 7
Aired 3/23/07 (21:03)
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