Celebrity Deathmatch

MTV - Music Television (ended 2007)




Episode Guide

    • Episode 33
      Episode 33
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      1. Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon 2. Ozzy Osbourne vs. Rob Zombie 3. Marilyn Manson vs. Ricky Martin
    • Pilot #2: Deathbowl '98
      Pilot #2: Deathbowl '98
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      1. Howard Stern vs. Kathy Lee Gifford 2. Pamela Lee vs. RuPaul 3. Hanson vs. The Spice Girls 1. Howard Stern vs. Kathy Lee Gifford: Howard Stern reveals his ability to fart powerful green toxic fumes. He farts on Kathy Lee, and she melts to death. 2. Pamela Lee vs. RuPaul Pamela grabs RuPaul's shoe and jams it into his eye, causing him to collapse, and Pamela is declared the winner. 3. Hanson vs. The Spice Girls The two groups prepare for an all-out mass battle, when they are suddenly crushed by a huge falling lightning rig. It appears that Marilyn Manson cut it down, killing every fighter in the ring.moreless
    • Episode 37
      Episode 37
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      1. Hugh Hefner vs. Larry Flynt
      2. Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack
      3. Eminem vs. Kid Rock

      First up: Flynt kills Hefner by running him over with his wheelchair, then folding him to the of a newspaper, and then tearing him in half.

      Second: Cousin Grimm wins by ripping Pierce's spine out and impaling him on it.

      The Main Event (Eminem vs. Kid Rock) had Carson Daily to guest referee. In the middle of the fight, Kid Rock has his short partner Joe C. come on to help him out. Joe C. kills Carson Daily, and later on in the fight, Eminem punts him into the air. A fatal mistake, as Joe C. falls down and squashes Eminem. Strangely enough, Joe C. takes control of Slim Shady's body, and when Joe C. gets at mad Kid Rock, he kills him in his new body, leaving Joe C. to be the winner.moreless
    • Episode 71
      Episode 71
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      1. Conan O'Brien vs. Bill Maher
      2. Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson
      3. John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. George Harrison vs. Ringo Starr

      Fight Summary:

      1 - Conan O'Brien vs. Bill Maher

      Bill kicks Conan in his side, smashing some organs out, but then
      Conan stomps through Maher's skull, and plays around with his body as a doll.

      2 - Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson

      After some fight, Anna makes Fergie dizzy, and tricks her into marrying her.
      Then for some reason, Fergie's chest explodes, leaving Anna Nicole Smith as the winner.

      3 - John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. George Harrison vs. Ringo Starr

      A c from the 70's.

      Paul was knocked out of the arena by Ringo, but he comes back with a giant silver hammer and he uses it to smash Ringo's head.
      Next Paul and John starts beating up George, first a smash to his head makes him reach his inner peace, but Paul and John starts kicking him, and finally Paul jumps on George's head, crushing it.
      Next Paul threw a cymbal towards John, cutting one of his legs off, the two are about to really kick each other's ass when they hear a beautiful voice, Yoko Ono.
      The three decides to play some of their unreleased songs, but the tape ends there... Nick had taped over it.moreless
    • Episode 41
      Episode 41
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee 2. Axl Rose vs. Slash Main Event: Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt Summaries: 1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee Pamela did enter the ring with a little surprise - atomic breast implants. She reveals her breasts, and fires out laser like shots towards Heather, that burns off her skin on her legs and one arm... but then Pamela's chest malfunctions, and she explodes, leaving Heather Locklear as the winner 2. Axl Rose vs. Slash Axl scalps Slash, and after torturing Slash for a little bit, mixes his brains with a blender. But this turns Slash into a vicious, psycotic man with the intelligence of a child. He takes the scissors Rose used to cut his hair, and snips Axl Rose into nothing more than paper dolls (flesh dolls?). Main Event: Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt The arena was like a race track, and both contestants had their own cars that had lethal weapons. Dale crushes Jeff under his car, and Gordon gets stuck on Earnhardt's back wheel. Dale revs up his car, causing the car's back wheels to grind Gordon into pulp!moreless
    • Episode 60
      Episode 60
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      1. Steve Irwin vs. Medusa 2. Ray Romano vs. Drew Carey 3. Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis
    • Episode 24
      Episode 24
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      1. Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy 2. Alanis Morissette vs. Jewel 3. The Three Stooges vs. The Three Tenors
    • Episode 66
      Episode 66
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      1. Frankie Muniz vs. Robert Iler 2. Stephen King vs. JK Rowling 3. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos vs. Naomi Campbell
    • Episode 11
      Episode 11
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      1. Celine Dion vs. Prodigy's Keith Flint 2. Nick Diamond vs. The Alien 3. David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson vs. Will Smith & Tommy Lee Jones
    • Episode 16
      Episode 16
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      1. Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox vs. Lisa Kudrow 2. Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore 3. Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan
    • Episode 29
      Episode 29
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      1. Cher vs. Bette Midler 2. Benito Mussolini vs. Roberto Benigni 3. John Travolta vs. Nicolas Cage
    • Episode 30
      Episode 30
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      In this episode, the deathmatch cast interviews people in New York, about which fights they want to see. Here's the list: 1. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Oprah Winfrey vs. Jerry Springer 2. Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless 3. Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson 4. Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey 5. Robert DeNiro vs. Al Pacino 6. Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia 7. Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan 8. Madonna vs. Michael Jackson 9. Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy All fights are of course clips, and no whole fight is shown.moreless
    • Episode 22
      Episode 22
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      1. Bill Clinton vs. Kenneth Starr 2. James Van Der Beek vs. Saddam Hussein 3. Abe Lincoln vs. George Washington
    • Episode 14
      Episode 14
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      1. Ice Cube vs. Ice-T 2. Robert DeNiro vs. Al Pacino 3. Backstreet Boys vs. Beastie Boys
    • Episode 65
      Episode 65
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      1. Corey Haim vs Corey Feldman 2. Lucy Liu vs Lisa Ling 3. Shaquille O'Neal vs Kobe Bryant Fight Summary: 1 - Corey Haim vs Corey Feldman These guys fought to climb up a ladder to reach producer Harvey Weinstien. After a while Feldman managed to climb up the ladder, and almost touch Weinstien. Haim rips the ladder off and Harvey Weinstien and Corey Feldman comes falling down, Weinstien lands on Haim, crushing him, then Feldman lands on top, and then the ladder falls down, impaling all three of them. 2 - Lucy Liu vs Lisa Ling Lisa Ling was accompanied by Barbara Walters. Lisa wanted to ask questions (á la The View) all the time, so Lucy kicked her ass. After a while Lucy starts jumping in the air, kicking Lisa, but we see that there are invisible wires. Barbara Walters cuts down the wires and Lisa is about to fight Lucy when she starts asking more questions. Annoyed by this, Lucy Liu jumps up and kicks through Lisa Ling's skull, and she dies. 3 - Shaquille O'Neal vs Kobe Bryant These guys fought on a basketball court. First Shaq was superior and managed to rip off one of Kobe's arms, but then Kobe started ripping out intestance from Shaq, and after some intestance made it to the basket cage, Shaq dies and Kobe Bryant is the winner.moreless
    • Episode 09
      Episode 09
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      1. Vince McMahon vs. Steve Austin 2. Chris Rock vs. Adam Sandler 3. Jenny McCarthy vs. Carmen Electra
    • Celebrity Deathmatch: Behind The Scenes
      This is a special behind the scenes episode where we see how the producers and animators make the characters, how they add effects, and a lot more.
    • Episode 51
      Episode 51
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      1. Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner 2. Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres 3. George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale Summary: 1 - Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner After a while, Reynolds rips of Shatner's toupee, then he shoots Shatner in the stomach with a laser, this makes Shatner really thin, and pissed off, just later, Shatner rips off Reynolds' toupee, then he shoves it into Reynolds' mouth, and then he rips off Reynolds' stomach so the intestance falls out. 2 - Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres Dr Laura is was superior, until David Crosby jumps into the ring, and feeds Ellen with his old liver, this turns Ellen into a he-woman, very strong, and wild, Ellen starts beating up Dr Laura, and finally she holds dr Laura upside down, and her brain falls out. 3 - George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale Bush vs Bush This fight ends with Gavin plugging his guitar into Bush's ear, and after playing some really high tones, this president's head explodes.moreless
    • Episode 43
      Episode 43
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      1. Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr 2. Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper 3. Joan Rivers vs. Melissa Rivers The first two fights took place way back in time since Nick and Johnny jumped into the time machine to go look for Debbie, who disappeared in the last episode. Fight Summary: 1 - Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr First on their trip, Nick and Johnny landed in ancient Rome, in the Colluseum. Nick was forced to face the Satyr while Johnny and Julius Caesar commented. The fight ends when Nick showes a roman candle up the Satyr's ass and it blows him in half. 2 - Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper Next they landed in 19th century London. The ripper tried to kill Debbie, but she just kicked his ass, however Sherlock Holmes steps in and decides to fight the ripper. It turns out that Holmes is a real moron, he ignores every evidence Watson gives him, Watson gets killed by the ripper, and Sherlock finally sees the killer. The ripper has a couple of knives and stuff inside his coat, and he is about to slash Sherlock when Sherlock ties the ripper's coat, impaling him on all the weapons, and Sherlock Holmes wins. 3 - Joan Rivers vs. Melissa Rivers Nick, Johnny and Debbie returns to the past, and the third fight is on its way: Joan used some of her toxic bultox from her surgery to try to paralyze Melissa, but since the bultox leaves her body, her face prunes up. Just next, Melissa jumps on her mother and by untying a knot of flesh that Joan had tied behind her neck, she dissolves, and Melissa Rivers is the winner.moreless
    • Episode 76
      Episode 76
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      This episode is called "Assamania 1" for some reason... Nick wanted to get more people to watch CDM if he did some "Jackass" tricks, like swallowing a fish whole, or spraying mace into his face... here's the fight summary: 1 - Queen Latifah vs LL Cool J - Lameass vs Badass After LL Cool J calls Queen Latifah a comedian-wannabe, she gets pissed and cuts off LL's hands with a spring from a chair, next she swings the spring, wrapping it around LL's body and with a final pull, his body is torn up. 2 - Pink vs Mandy Moore - Hardass vs Candyass Pink fools Mandy so her temporary bloodlust disappears, and then, by using Mandy's sharpened candy stick, she impales Mandy's head, and with a final blow in the straw, Mandy's brains (and some organs) flies out. 3 - Johnny Knoxville vs Ben Stein - Jackass vs Smartass Ben Stein brought a rabid donkey into the ring, and as it was about to kill Johnny Knoxville, the Jackass leader started talking to the donkey, which turns around and stomps Ben Stein to pieces.moreless
    • Episode 50
      Episode 50
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      1. Brendan Fraser vs. The Mummy 2. Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. The Vampire 3. Zombie Stacy Cornbred vs. Debbie Matenopoulos
    • Episode 35
      Episode 35
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      1. Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera 2. Kenny G. vs. Flea 3. Anthony Edwards vs. Eriq LaSalle vs. Noah Wyle Fight summary: 1 - Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera The girls fight for a while, finally they tear each other apart entirely. 2 - Kenny G. vs. Flea Flea rips Kenny G's jaw off and throws it like a boomerang which ends up impaling Kenny's head. 3 - Anthony Edwards vs. Eriq LaSalle vs. Noah Wyle First LaSalle screams into a stetoscope jammed into Wyle's ear, so Wyle's head explodes... LaSalle and Edwards puts Wyle on the operation table and LaSalle stabs him to death. Later Edwards opens LaSalle's stomach and rips out his liver, then he injects the ebola virus into LaSalle, which makes him dissolve.moreless
    • Episode 34
      Episode 34
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      1. Tiger Woods vs. Andre Agassi 2. O.J. Simpson vs. Joe Namath 3. Sammy Sosa vs. Mark McGwire Third deathbowl episode Fight summary: 1 - Tiger Woods vs. Andre Agassi Tennis vs Golf Agassi is way superior to Woods, by the end he starts a ball-throwing machine and it starts spitting out tennis balls, which gets trapped up Woods' ass, until Woods is so full that he explodes. 2 - O.J. Simpson vs. Joe Namath Since torchmaiden Geena Davis didnt appear, they rolled a clip. It ends with O.J throwing Namath up so he gets impaled on the goalpost. 3 - Sammy Sosa vs. Mark McGwire Mark McGwire took some steroids during the fight, but Sammy Sosa replaced them with horse steroids, and when McGwire uses them, his arms explodes, then Sosa smashes McGwire's head off with a baseball bat, and it flies into the scoreboard.moreless
    • Episode 57
      Episode 57
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      1. Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton 2. Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm 3. Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson Nick and Johnny presents an entirly science fiction lineups this evening, the fights also takes place on a science fiction convention in New York. Fight Summary: 1 - Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton Sigourney pops Linda's mucle built arms with a nail, but then Linda writes down "I'm the king of the world" in blood, and makes Sigourney say it. This freaks Linda out since "I'm the king of the world" is the tagline for Titanic, directed by James Cameron, who was married to Linda, but left her. Linda is so freaked out she bites Sigourney in her ear, spins her around, and send her away, and she lands, and gets impaled on a "chest-buster" (plastic hand) 2 - Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm The finale of the freakfights. Cousin Grimm knocks Potato Kahn into the ceiling, and when he falls down, Cousin Grimm holds up a slicer, and Potato is turned into potato chips. The potato chips turns into small versions of Potato, Cousin Grimm stomps some to pieces, but eats a few, which climbs into Cousin Grimms brain... very annoyed with them, he smashes his head with a club, and Potato Kahn wins. (Potato Kahn is seen chained up in the basement episode 404) 3 - Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson Harrison Ford brings up a small saw, and slices up Samuel L. Jackson into pieces, and turns the pieces into a little birdhouse. The third fight was supposed to have George Lucas as a guest referee, but after the second fight, he escaped some fans by climbing into an air duct, that led to a garbage disposal, unable to get out, he is crushed right after the third fight.moreless
    • Episode 19
      Episode 19
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      1. Kate Moss vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Tyra Banks 2. William Shakespeare vs. Busta Rhymes 3. The Real World: Puck vs. Jon vs. Tami vs. Jacinda
    • Episode 28
      Episode 28
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      1. Dennis Franz vs. Sammo Hung
      2. Steven Wright vs. Chris Tucker
      3. Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Winona Ryder
    • Episode 73
      Episode 73
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      1. Kathy Griffin vs. Jenna Elfman 2. Charlie Chaplin vs. Buster Keaton 3. Bill Murray vs. Chris Kattan
    • Episode 59
      Episode 59
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      1. Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard 2. Helen Hunt vs. Leelee Sobieski 3. George Clooney vs. Mark Wahlberg
    • Episode 49
      Episode 49
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      1. David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser 2. Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas 3. Dixie Chicks vs. TLC Lucy Lawless appears on this episode to guest comment with Nick & Johnny. Fight Summary: 1 - David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser These guys were telephone salesmen, so they used all kinds of phones to fight with. It ended with Arquette jamming a cellphone into Reiser's head, and calling it so Reiser's head explodes. 2 - Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas In the end, Martin Sheen rips off Michael Douglas' head, puts it on one of the microphones and that's it... 3 - Dixie Chicks vs. TLC First, T-Boz plays poker with Emily, who knocks the table, and it smashes T-Boz's head off. Next Left-Eye jumps on one of the floorboards and Emily is sent flying away and she lands on the piano or something, smashing her head. Then Martie throws several liquor bottles into Chilli's mouth, and finally she jumps on her head, crushing it. Then Martie and Natalie has cornered Left-Eye, but she steps on a rope, which releases a lamp from the ceiling, and it falls down and crushes Martie and Natalie. Left-Eye is declared as the winner, but later, she tries to steal the trophy from Lucy Lawless and she gets hacked to pieces.moreless
    • Episode 36
      Episode 36
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      1. Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric 2. Judge Judy vs. Susan Lucci 3. Tom Green vs. Craig Kilborn Fight Summary: 1 - Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric First up was a thing called "the to-die show". Katie and Bryant fought in a studio-like decorated ring, with Willard Scott casting the weather. After a while, Bryant throws a chair towards Katie, who ducks, and the chair hits an old lady that Willard was interviewing. He gets pissed, and just later, Bryant puts Katie in a bagel slicer, and is about to decapitate her when Willard Scott steps into the ring, he throws Bryant who gets stuck on the weather map, then Willard throw small suns, who works like chinese throwing stars, to hurt Bryant, then Willard and Katie throws Bryant through a glass window, and he is torn into pieces. 2 - Judge Judy vs. Susan Lucci After a few seconds, Judge Judy grabs a bible and smashes Susan Lucci's head so she dies. Mills gets pissed at Judge Judy and they decide to fight. Judge Judy tries to attack Mills, who dodge the attack, and pushes Judy into a chair, a falling lamp electrocutes Judy and Mills Lane is the winner. 3 - Tom Green vs. Craig Kilborn It was a pretty fair fight at first, but after a while, Craig gets obsessed by his picture in a mirror, then Tom smashes the mirror into Craig's face, then Tom sticks a megaphone into Craig's mouth, and when Tom screams very loud, Craig Kilborn's head explodes.moreless
    • Episode 26
      Episode 26
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      1. Elton John vs. Ozzy Osbourne 2. Martha Stewart vs. Sandra Bernhard Main Event: Tom Hanks vs. Sean Penn
    • Episode 04
      Episode 04
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      1. Gene Siskel vs. Roger Ebert 2. Jerry Lewis vs. Dean Martin 3. Quentin Tarantino vs. Spike Lee
    • Episode 63
      Episode 63
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      1. Meat Loaf vs. Jonathan Davis 2. Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas 3. Kevin Spacey vs. Michael Caine
    • Episode 72
      Episode 72
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      1. Beck vs. Bjork 2. Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett 3. Elizabeth Hurley vs. Anna Kournikova Fight Summary: 1 - Beck vs. Bjork Beck and Bjork fought with musical instruments, Bjork uses her keyboard to blow both of Beck's eardrums out, making him deaf, then she knocks one of his eyes out and stomps on it. Then Nick and Johnny uses the time machine to bring Bach into the arena, and he uses his plow to cut Bjork in half, then he twists Beck's neck and kicks off his head. 2 - Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett Willie Nelson takes off his bandana to reveal a third eye. The eye opens up and fires a laser towards Bennett, and Bennett is vaporized. 3 - Elizabeth Hurley vs. Anna Kournikova The girls fought above a chamber with horny 12-year old boys. Hurley smashes Kournikova into the chamber and claims victory, but a hand grabs her ancle, it is Kournikova, who killed the boys... Kournikova pulls Hurley down through the grate, and her head splits open and her brain pops out.moreless
    • Episode 53
      Episode 53
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      1. Ashley Judd vs. Wynonna Judd
      2. Carroll O'Connor vs. Sherman Hemsley
      3. Keenen & Damon Wayans vs. Daniel & Alec Baldwin

      1 - Ashley Judd vs Wynonna Judd

      Ashely tried to help her sister lose weight by sucking the fat out through a straw, but Wynonna's girdle broke and the fat rushed down and into Ashley's head... filling it... Ashley trips on Wynonna's leg and falls and her head splashes.

      2 - Sherman Hemsley vs Carroll O'Connor

      The fighters fought in a sitcom set, and they both run up to the second floor, falls down the stairs into the closet, Mills opens the closet, and both fighters collapse.

      3 - Alec & Daniel Baldwin vs Keenen & Damon Wayans

      Alec encouraged his brother to pretend to be an actor... a guy on a hotel who has just been cut off from the bar... he freaks out and sees Damon as a refrigerator and thinking he rips out some beers, he rips out Damon, next he sees Keenen as a tv and throws him onto the corpse of Damon, tearing him to pieces... Alec steps in to greet his brother but Daniel still hallucinates and bites off Alec Baldwin's head.moreless
    • Night of Comedy Comeback
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      1. Jamie Kennedy vs. Ali G 2. Rodney Dangerfield vs. Rob Schneider 3. Ben Stiller vs. Adam Sandler
    • Episode 75
      Episode 75
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      It's Survivor time! Not really deathmatch survivors, but CBS' Survivor All the cast members from seasons 1 and 2 fought in the deathmatch ring, one by one they were voted into the ring by the audience, until only one was left.
    • Episode 39
      Episode 39
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      Nick and Johnny are sent to meet the U.S. Congress to argue about the violence on the show, featuring Stone Cold as their defendant. The Congress shows many clips of various violent moments on the show, and Nick and Johnny shows some to defend themselves.
    • Episode 68
      Episode 68
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      1. James Brown vs. Chuck Berry 2. George Michael vs. Paul Reubens Main Event: Shannen Doherty vs. Halle Berry
    • Episode 47
      Episode 47
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      1. James Gandolfini vs. Bruce Springsteen
      2. Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore
      3. Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Christian Slater

      Fight Summary:

      1 - James Gandolfini vs. Bruce Springsteen

      These guys fought for the right to name a chain of restrooms.
      They brought restroom stuff into the ring, and finally, Bruce throws James onto a toilet, and James gets stuck.
      Bruce flushes, and the toilet sucks James Gandolfini down, leaving Bruce Springsteen as the winner.

      2 - Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore

      Old Charlie's angel vs new Charlie's angel

      Farrah and Drew had fighting like animals, Farrah like a dodo and Drew as a giraffe.
      Farrah uses her dodo abilities to grab Drew Barrymore's head, fly up (stretching Drew's neck), release the head, which falls down, and Drew is torn apart by the hit.

      3 - Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Christian Slater

      This fight took place in an arena decorated as a prison yard.
      Robert kept bribing the guard to do stuff with Christian, but Christian killed the guard, then Christian threw up an item he had in his stomach, a car license plate.
      Also Robert threw up an item - a meat slicer, but then Mills aborted the fight since the meat slicer would be unfair, but Robert bribes Mills and he allows the item, then Robert pushes Christian into the meat slicer, and Robert Downey, jr is the winner.moreless
    • Episode 31
      Episode 31
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      1. Frankenstein's Monster vs. The Wolfman 2. Captain Doody vs. The Undertaker 3. 'N Sync vs. Kiss
    • Episode 70
      Episode 70
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      1. Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker 2. Faith Hill vs. Janet Jackson 3. Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant This episode featured civil war based fights, north vs south... Summary: 1 - Derek Jeter (North) vs. John Rocker (South) First up came two baseball stars. Jeter made Rocker hold a car battery, and he is electrocuted, as he holds his arm up, he looks like the statue of liberty. The North wins (1-0) 2 - Faith Hill (South) vs. Janet Jackson (North) Second came two music stars. Faith Hill and Janet each had their period during the fight so they were really pissed. Faith steps behind Janet and rips off her front, so her internal organs falls out. The South wins (1-1) 3 - Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant Two battlefield heroes. They decide to fight in a real duel with swords, and they starts chopping each other to pieces, finally its down to thumb vs thumb, and one thumb stomps the other... Johnny says that it's Grant's thumb, so the north wins. The North won with 2-1moreless
    • Episode 42
      Episode 42
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      First it's a game show host fight, Chuck Woolery vs. Regis Philbin! The two battle in chairs that contain many deadly traps, and answer questions in 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' style. In the end, Chuck Woolery wins. Next is Napoleon vs. Joe Pesci, a battle of the midgets! Napoleon loses the arm he doesn't keep tucked in his coat, and Pesci loses one of his legs. But then Napoleon pulls out his other hand, which is toxic from being in his coat for several centuries. He shoves it into Joe's mouth, and poisons him to death (if that's how you say it). Napoleon wins! Kevin Bacon wasn't exactly well-informed when he came to the Deathmatch stadium. Thinking that he was going to be able to preform with his brother, Jesse Ventura. (a.k.a. WWF's 'The Body') First Meg Ryan stepped into the ring, they fought for a while, and then Kevin threw her out off the ring, and she got impaled on a sign. Next Martin Lawrence appeared, however he was dressed in way too many clothes, so he collapsed in the ring, and Kevin jumped on Martin's head, crushing it. Finally Jesse Ventura enters the rings ands starts beating the crap out of Kevin Bacon. When Kevin, sore and confused, questions Nick Diamond and finds out the truth (that they won't let him sing), he becomes very, VERY angry! He turns around, and then kills Jesse Ventura by punching a hole into him, climbing into him, and then ripping him into two pieces! [thanx to Groucho Magmarx for this one]moreless
    • Episode 06
      Episode 06
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      1. Fiona Apple vs. John Popper 2. Christopher Walken vs. Gary Oldman 3. Garth Brooks vs. Marilyn Manson
    • Episode 52
      Episode 52
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      1. Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston 2. Anthony Hopkins vs. Jodie Foster 3. Charlton Heston vs. Russell Crowe
    • Episode 48
      Episode 48
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      1. Nick Nolte vs. Eddie Murphy 2. Macaulay Culkin vs. Haley Joel Osment 3. Dave Grohl & Billy Corgan vs. Courtney Love
    • Episode 56
      Episode 56
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      1. Mike Myers vs. Dana Carvey 2. Sandra Bullock vs. Angelina Jolie 3. Woody Harrelson vs. Leonardo DiCaprio When Sandra Bullock and Angelina Jolie fought, a very disturbing brother of Jolie was trying to be a little too helpful for his sister (good luck kiss, mouth-to-mouth when she's winning). At the start, Sandra doesn't act too tough, but then she becomes violent and really starts hammering the Tomb Raider. She puts a bomb in the seat of Jolie's pants, but her brother pulls it out and gets blown up himself. Angelia then fastens her lips onto the polls, drags Sandra towards her by suck in, and slices Miss Congeniality in half with her jumbo lips. Woody Harrelson and Leonardo DiCaprio fought in a jungle-like arena. In the end, Woody knocks Leonardo into a giant venus fly-trap's reach, and DiCaprio is munched up. Dana and Mike were going to use SNL characters, Dana Carvey won by shoving his fingers through Mike Myers skull, and calling himself "the guy who shoves pinkies through skull". The winners are Angelia Jolie, Woody Harrelson and Dana Carvey.moreless
    • Episode 03
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      1. Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot 2. Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler 3. Jay Leno vs. David Letterman
    • Episode 38
      Episode 38
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      1. Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner 2. Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates 3. Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock Fight Summary: 1 - Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner Kevin Smith brings a dog into the ring, it bites off one of Kevin Costner's hands, then Kevin Smith crams Kevin Costner into an envelope and the dog drags it away to a postal office, then we see the mail being delivered.. and dropped in the middle of the ocean, and Kevin Costner is bitten to pieces by sharks. 2 - Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates The Battle of the Femmes Fatales Kathy Bates knocks Sharon Stone out with a block of ice, then she puts on a pair of stiletto heels, and stomps Sharon in her stomach, Sharon slips away, and knocks Kathy down, and brings the mallot from "Misery" and smashes Kathy's foot off, the foot bounces and finally, the heel of the stiletto's impales Sharon's head. 3 - Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock Spielberg brings a box into the ring, opens it, and the demons from "Raiders of the Lost Ark" appears, they argue with Spielberg for a while, but since he fooled them, they tear him to pieces, and Hitchcock is the winner.moreless
    • Episode 18
      Episode 18
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      1. Paul Hogan vs. Mel Gibson 2. Antonio Banderas vs. Cheech Marin 3. Fabio vs. Bono vs. Yoko Ono
    • Episode 62
      Episode 62
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      1. Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees 2. Jessica Simpson vs. 98 Degrees
    • Episode 12
      Episode 12
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      1. Kelsey Grammer vs. Roseanne 2. Brandy vs. Courtney Love 3. Jackie Chan vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme
    • 2/9/07
      Mischa Barton vs. Kristin Cavallari Tobey Maguire vs. Jake Gyllenhaal Wilmer Valderrama vs. Nick Cannon
    • Episode 25
      Episode 25
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      1. Dennis Miller vs. Carrot Top 2. Rodney Dangerfield vs. Don Rickles Main Event: Billy Crystal vs. Robin Williams vs. Whoopi Goldberg
    • Episode 21
      Episode 21
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      1. Emeril Lagasse vs. The Two Fat Ladies 2. Matt Pinfield vs. Jesse Camp 3. Alex Trebek vs. Pat Sajak
    • Episode 05
      Episode 05
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      1. Janeane Garofalo vs. Cindy Crawford 2. Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia 3. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Oprah Winfrey vs. Jerry Springer
    • Episode 02
      Episode 02
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      1. Oprah Winfrey vs. Rosie O'Donnell 2. Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher 3. Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sylvester Stallone
    • The Changing Of The Guard
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      1. Bono vs Chris Martin 2. Bruce Willis vs Ashton Kutcher 3. Robert DeNiro vs James Gandolfini
    • When Animals Attack
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      Chris Farley vs. Horatio Sanz Christian Bale vs. Adam West Jamie Fox vs. Redd Fox
    • Season Finale
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      Ricky Martin vs. William Hung Pamela Anderson vs. Tommy Lee Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña vs. Verne Troyer
    • Episode 58
      Episode 58
      Season 3 - Episode 25
      1. Beavis vs. Butthead 2. Backstreet Boys vs. 'N Sync A huge fandemonium. Fight Summary: 1 - Beavis vs. Butthead Beavis drinks too many beers and turns into Cornholio... Too drunk from the beers, he slices up Butthead. 2 - Backstreet Boys vs. 'N Sync This fight covered both the second and the third part of the episode, the second part when Nick resurrected them from the dead, and the third part was the fight itself. Here's how it turned out. The Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync each formed a special attack form: 'N Sync by holding each other together and forming a wheel, and Backstreet Boys by forming themself into a giant beast... this is hard to explain... The Backstreet Beast was way superior to the 'N Sync pinwheel, and the beast grabbed Joey and threw him into the wall, crushing his head. But Justin and Chris shocked the beast to death by using some electric wires.moreless
    • Episode 77
      Episode 77
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      Lenny Kravitz vs Jimi Hendrix Shaggy vs Bob Marley Dave Matthews vs Keith Richards 1. Lenny Kravitz vs Jimi Hendrix Using the time machine, Stone Cold Steve Austin brings back Jimi Hendrix. Hendrix claims that Kravitz ripped him off and starts beating him up. Hendrix rips off Kravitz's sunglasses, to reveal his big bug eyes. He runs out of the ring and climbs the lighting rig, and pours sulphuric acid onto Hendrix's head. Then he climbs down and pours vomiting medicine down Hendrix' throat. Hendrix replies by vomiting down Kravitz's throat, then he throws him against the ropes, Kravitz bounces back and Hendrix smashes his throat to pieces. 2. Shaggy vs Bob Marley The time machine is used to bring back Bob Marley. Bob Marley too claims to be ripped off by Shaggy. They fight for a while and Marley grabs one of the turnbuckles and starts impaling Shaggy with it, and starts asking Shaggy about who the best reggae singer was, Shaggy replies by naming a lot of artists, this pisses Marley off, and he impales Shaggy's body very many times, until nothing is left but a hollowed body. 3. Dave Matthews vs Keith Richards Nick claimed that Keith Richards was dead, which he wasn't. Keith was kinda old, so he used a dialasys machine to return to his youth, Dave replaced some ingredient with something called Raspberry Rush... which actually made Keith a lot younger. Dave uses a hose to give Keith some of his blood, which mellows Keith out, but Dave keeps pushing out the blood, which makes Keith's face explode into an ugly mess, not killing him though. Finally Keith feeds Dave with his own old blood,which causes Dave Matthews heart to explode.moreless
    • Episode 45
      Episode 45
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      1. Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma 2. Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway 3. James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst Fight Summary: 1 - Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma First up came the second freakfight, Beni Trauma, A four armed mutant Japanese chef who is assumed to be a fusion of the DNA of Emeral Lagasee and Jackie Chan, and Potato Khan, a Potato with a face arms and legs and a brooklyn accent who is assumed to have DNA of Joe Pesi and Gengis Khan. Beni Trauma was way superior, he slices off Khan's nose and roasts it, along eith some of his insides, and he then cuts off Potato Kahn's arms and legs throws him on the grill, then he puts on some special MSG laden spice, which causes Potato Kahn to grow many tentacles, and he grabs a hold of Beni Trauma and rips off his head. 2 - Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway After the first fight, Mankind had the ability to fight anyone he wanted too, he chose Ernest Hemingway. Mankind puts a sock on his hand and rips off Hemingway's jaw, and his brain and eyes falls out. 3 - James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst Metallica vs Limp Bizkit These guys fought in metal armor and with electromagnets in the arena, they were pulled in various directions... Finally Fred Durst slips out of his armor and the power of the magnets rips Hetfield in half. But Hetfield is still alive and he grabs a hoover and uses it to blow metal parts into Durst, the magnet fields rips the metal out of him, and he dies. But Mankind appears on the roof of the arena, jumps down into the ring, and with an implosion, the whole arena is sucked into the ground.moreless
    • Episode 74
      Episode 74
      Season 4 - Episode 16
    • Episode 27
      Episode 27
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      1. Ricky Schroder vs. Gary Coleman
      2. Lauryn Hill vs. Shania Twain
      3. Hugh Grant vs. All-comers [ Clint Eastwood, Harvey Keitel, & Andy Dick ]
    • Episode 61
      Episode 61
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      1. Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell 2. Johnny Gomez & Nick Diamond vs. Sam Donaldson 3. Whoopi Goldberg vs. Claire Danes
    • Paris Hilton VS Nicole Richie Tony Hawk VS Bam Margera Bam Margera VS Don Vito
    • Sibling Slaughterhouse
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      1. Charlie Sheen vs. Colin Farrell 2. Ryan Seacrest vs. Simon Cowell 3. The Olsens vs. The Osbournes
    • Episode 32
      Episode 32
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      Fight Summary: 1. Richard Simmons vs. Billy Blanks 2. Don King vs. Donald Trump 3. Brad Pitt vs. Keanu Reeves
    • Episode 08
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      1. Puff Daddy vs. Trent Reznor 2. David Hasselhoff vs. John Tesh 3. Bruce Willis & Demi Moore vs. Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman
    • Episode 20
      Episode 20
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      This episode is called 'Celebrity Deathmatch: The Movie'! It features fights that are about the elements of movies. The fights are Martin Scorsese vs. Oliver Stone in Fight 1, Fight 2 is Groucho Marx vs. John Wayne, and the Main Event is Cameron Diaz vs. Meryl Streep.
    • Episode 15
      Episode 15
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      1. Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless 2. Boy George vs. Don Johnson 3. Penn & Teller vs. Siegfried & Roy
    • Episode 07
      Episode 07
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      1. Aretha Franklin vs. Barbra Streisand 2. Bill Gates vs. Michael Flatley 3. Jack Nicholson vs. Leonardo DiCaprio
    • Episode 64
      Episode 64
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      1. Chyna vs. Albert Einstein 2. Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp 3. David Copperfield vs. David Blaine
    • Barry vs. Bud
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      Anna Kournikova vs. Danica Patrick, Chris Pontius vs. Mark Zupan, Barry Bonds vs. Bud Selig
    • Episode 54
      Episode 54
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      This episode features ten fights.
    • Stand-Up vs. Smack Down
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      Paul Teutul, Sr. vs. Xzibit Jack Black vs. Jack White Chris Rock vs. Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson
    • Episode 17
      Episode 17
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      1. Moses vs. Pharaoh 2. Larry King vs. Geraldo Rivera 3. Neve Campbell vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar
    • Episode 40
      Episode 40
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      1. Melissa Joan Hart vs. Alyssa Milano 2. Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen 3. Ryan Phillipe & Reese Witherspoon vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt & Scott Wolf
    • Episode 55
      Episode 55
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      1. Sting vs. Phil Collins 2. Warren Beatty & Annette Bening vs. Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon 3. Ol' Dirty Bastard vs. LeAnn Rimes
    • Episode 13
      Episode 13
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      1. Dolly Parton vs. Jennifer Lopez 2. Madonna vs. Michael Jackson 3. Mike Tyson vs. Evander Holyfield
    • King of the Lil' People
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      Lil' Bow Wow vs. Lil' Romeo Lil' Wayne vs. Lil' Flip Lil' Jon vs. Lil' Kim
    • Celebrity Death Mash
      Season 6 - Episode 5
      Celebrity Death Mash: Dave Chapelle Vs. Carlos Mencia; Ashley Simpson Vs. Her Old Nose; Ludi-Criss Angel Vs. R. Kelly Clarkson.
    • Vaughn vs. Wilson
      Season 6 - Episode 2
      Paul Wall vs. Mike Jones Andy Milonakis vs. Steve-O Vince Vaughn vs. Owen Wilson
    • What Did Nick Do?
      Season 6 - Episode 6
      Adrian Grenier vs. Jeremy Piven Rev Run vs. Russell Simmons Orlando Bloom vs. Johnny Depp
    • Episode 69
      Episode 69
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      1. Bob Barker vs. Anne Robinson 2. John Edward vs. Nostradamus (featuring Miss Cleo) 3. Beyonce Knowles vs. Missy Elliott
    • Episode 67
      Episode 67
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      1. Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack 2. Potato Kahn vs. Beni Trauma 3. Cousin Grimm vs. Potato Kahn This episode was originally meant to have an all-out war with the cast from the Lord of the Rings, but the power failed in the arena so they showed the three freak fights on tape. The fights are of course repeats.moreless
    • Episode 10
      Episode 10
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      1. David Spade vs. Steven Seagal 2. Prince Charles vs. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince 3. Michael Jordan vs. Dennis Rodman
    • Shaq v. Kobe
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      Missy Elliot vs. Gwen Stefani Kevin Federline vs. Justin Timberlake Shaquille O'Neal vs. Kobe Bryant
    • Where's Lohan?
      Season 6 - Episode 7

      Nick Lachey Vs. Jessica Simpson, The Game Vs. 50 Cent, Lindsey Lohan Vs. Hillary Duff.

    • Episode 46
      Episode 46
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      1. Vince McMahon vs. Steve Austin 2. Captain Doody vs. The Undertaker 3. Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway
    • Episode 44
      Episode 44
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      The line-up was the Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine, then John Malkovich vs. John Cusack, and the Main Event was Al Gore vs. 'Weird Al' Yankovic. In Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine, the band was unaware that they were really fighting The Machine, and in the end, all four band members were killed and stuffed into jars. NOTE that Al Gore vs Weird Al took place before John Cusack vs John Malkovitch since the two Johns was gone (into Nicky jr.'s head), At first, in the Al Gore vs. 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Al Gore can't deal any damage personally to 'Weird Al'. But in the end, he pulls the Branch of Executives from his arse, bludgerons the Prince of Polkas, and then kills him by sucking his brains out through his eyeballs. In John Malkovich vs. John Cusack took place in Nicky jr's head, a spoof of "Being John Malkovich". (they enter through a refrigerator door) The fight ends with John Malkovitch using a brain-nerve to electrocute John Cusack. [thanx to Groucho Magmarx for helping me with this one]moreless
    • Episode 01
      Episode 01
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      1. Monica Lewinski vs. Hillary Clinton 2. Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey 3. Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen
    • Episode 23
      Episode 23
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      1. Charlie Sheen vs. Emilio Estevez 2. Eric & Julia Roberts vs. Donny & Marie Osmond 3. Bob & Jakob Dylan vs. Jerry & Ben Stiller
    • The Banter Bloodbath
      Season 6 - Episode 3
      Chris Rose vs. Rob Dibble vs. Rodney Peete vs. John Salley Carson Daly vs. Jimmy Kimmel Tina Fey vs. Jon Stewart
    • Pilot #1: Cartoon Sushi Pilot
      Pilot #1: Cartoon Sushi Pilot
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      1. Marilyn Manson vs. Charles Manson Marilyn Manson and Charles Manson battled for the title of "The most evil man in America". The title ultimatly went to Marilyn Manson when he ripped Charles Manson's skeleton out of his body, killing him.