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MTV - Music Television (ended 2007)

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    ShellShocker42

    [1]Mar 3, 2007
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    Um....I think these would be great, type one in and Ill write an outcome.
    Jason Lee vs Steve Carrel vs Jason Bateman
    Amy Smart vs Charleze Thezron (Or Whatever)
    Dave Grohl vs Lead of MCR
    Zach Braff vsa Hugh Lorie
    Rage Against the Machine vs System of a Down
    Karl Urban vs Milla Jonavich
    Tenacious D vs The Naked Trucker and T-Bones
    Matt Dillon vs Luke Wilson
    Marlon Wayans vs Shawn Wayans
    Leo Decaprio vs Mark Wallberg
    Dax Shepard vs Billy Bob Throton
    Jon Heder vs Matthew Lillard
    Adam Sessler vs Morgan Webb
    Steven Colbert vs Bernard Saw (Or whoever that dude is on CNN)
    Ryan Sheckler vs Frankie Muniz
    Frank Caliendo vs Andy Richter
    Matthew Fox vs Josh Holloway
    Weezer vs the Beattles
    Ryan Reynolds vs Matthew Broderick
    Oprah Winnfrey vs Ellen Degeneress
    Raab Himself vs Ryan Dunn vs Novak vs Brandon Dicamilo vs Rake Yahn
    Emril Lagasne vs Rachel Ray
    Fallout Boy vs Panic! at the disco
    Stryker vs Big Boi
    Mike Shinoda vs Cowboy Troy

    I know I mispelled some names, but what ever. Tell me what u think
    Edited on 03/03/2007 6:12pm
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    nikitaRBK

    [2]Mar 4, 2007
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    Fall Out Boy versus Panic! at the Disco. There's a fight I would love to see.
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    ShellShocker42

    [3]Mar 4, 2007
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    Both bands enter the ring, which is filled with rock band instruments. The bell rings, and Andrew starts wailing on Spencer. With an early kill, Spencer dodges an attack from Andrew, rips off andrews arms, and jams them into and through Andrews face. Ryan from Panic grabs the drum set's crash symbol and starts cutting up Patrick from fallout boy. Patrick counters with a kick to the gut and slices off Ryans whole front half. The fight continues until Brent from Panic throws up a grenade which he held in for a time like this, and kills everyone except Pete and Brendon. the two exchange blows until Pete rips off Brendons left leg then throws him up onto the catwalk. Pete climbs up to the catwalk and the two continue to fight. Brendon gains an advantage and punches Pete's face continusly and rips out his whole set of teeth and throws them like a baseball, which cuts through Petes stomach and flys, ending up cutting a wire which is holding the catwalk together. Below lies a kitches deathmatch set from an earlier match between two cooks. The catwalk tilts down into the kitchen set and the two try to hang on. Pete rips out Brendons vocal chords then flips him upside down and gives him a tombstone type pile driver into a blender. Pete turns on the blender, match ends.

    Tell me if its any good, thnx!


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    nikitaRBK

    [4]Mar 4, 2007
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    Yay!!! That was fun! Too bad Joe Trohman didn't get to do anything, though.

    LOL, into a blender!

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    ShellShocker42

    [5]Mar 5, 2007
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    any other matches u want?
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    nikitaRBK

    [6]Mar 6, 2007
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    Yes indeed there is! Raab himself vs. Rake Yohn vs. all those others you listed!
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    ShellShocker42

    [7]Mar 6, 2007
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    Fight: Ryan Dunn vs Raab Himself vs Novak vs Brandon Dicamillo vs Rake Yahn.

    Special Guest Referee: Bam Margera

    Bam drives in on an ATV. Match starts with rake taking out a rake and raking ryan dunns stomach. Dico begins punching Raab and takes out a baseball bat, then begins wailing on raab. Novak has noone to fight to he begins beating up himself. Rake drops the rake then starts punching dunn. Dunn grabs one of Rake's flying punches then rips off his right arm. Dunn uses the arm to grabs rake extremely long hair, then rip it all out. Dunn drops the arm and hair, grabs the rake, then rakes off all of rakes skin, then rips out all of rakes muscles. Rakes gone. Dico continues to hit Raab with the baseball bat then Rabb grabs a hockey stick then quickly slices off Dicos legs. Rabb runs into the crowd and finds an old guys cane. Rabb beats dico up with the cane, then jams it up dicos nose, then through the top of his head. Dicos gone. Novak, tired from beating himself up, begins walking around like a drunk, then grabs dunns head, then smashes him around like a huge hammer. Novak throws dunn out of the ring, and dunn lands right behind bams ATV. Novak gets on the ATV then turns it on. Dunn gets sucked into the ATV and umm....(Imagine Mike Jones's death from two episodes ago). Dunns gone. Novak climbs in the ring and he starts exchanging punches with raab. Raab steals bam's skate board and breaks it in half over Novaks head, with a wheel stuck in novaks eye. Raab shoves the other part of the skateboard into novaks stomach. Then Raab remembers he was on jackass, then decides to kill Novak, while almost jkilling himself. Raab finds two cynderblocks, tapes them to his feet, then he climbs up to the catwalk. Raab jumbs off, and crushes Novak, who is crushed and left bones and gore flying everywhere.
    Winner: Raab Himself
    Edited on 03/06/2007 6:09pm
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    ddr_dude86

    [8]Mar 8, 2007
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    I think Giada De Laurentiis would be a better opponent for Rachael Ray, but what the heck?  Let's see Emeril vs. Rachael, please.
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    ShellShocker42

    [9]Mar 8, 2007
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    Match: Emril Lagasne vs Rachel Ray
    Ring: Kitchen

    Fight starts off with Emril grabbing rachel by the hair and tossing her into an oven. Rachel comes out black and suprisingly gets a slangish accent. Emril comes in with tongs and pulls Rachels nose, and releasing it, taking down Rachel. Rachel gets a spatula and starts beating Emril with it, then kicks him, sending him flying into a waffle iron. Rachel closes it, and emrils face comes out shaped like a waffle.  Emril shakes it off and grabs Rachels legs, rips one off, then throws her onto a grill. Rachel gets burned, then starts walking towards emril, then emril starts slapping Rachel where shes burned. Rachel reacts with a punch to Emrils gut, then grabs him by the legs, and starts smashing him on the grill. After a smashing, Rachel throws Emrill into a wine and alcohol area. Emril makes a makeshift grenade (Molitov Cocktail) and attempts to shove it down Rachels throat. Rachel kicks Emril in the crotch, and shoves the cocktail up Emrils ass. Emril doesnt completely blow up, but he becomes as fat as a ball. Rachel grabs two fondue forks and starts stabbing Emril with them. Emril counters and begins punching Rachel then rips off her left hand. Rachel goes crazy, and pours chocolate sauce all over Emril, then begins to eat him. After a few bites, Rachel knocks Emril down then goes back to the stove. Rachel melts her hand back on, then gets two meat cleavers. Rachel climbs a turn buckle and jumps off, sticking them both directly in the middle of Emrils head. Rachel pulls them down and rips off Emrils skin and muscles, leaving only a skeleton which collapses to the floor.
    Winner: Rachel Ray

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    ShellShocker42

    [10]Mar 8, 2007
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    You dont have to select from my own list, give me any fight and ill kill one of them, both, or have them team up on someone else.
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    ShellShocker42

    [11]Mar 10, 2007
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    Match: Mike Shinoda vs Cowboy Troy

    Ring: Normal

    Match starts with troy taking out a banjo then jamming it into Mike's foot. Mike removes the banjo then hits Troy with it several times. Mike takes off his big DJ headphones then puts them on troys head. Mike grabs the headphones, pulls em apart, then lets go, which smashes Troys head in, opening the top of his head. Mike goes to the bottom of the ring for a weapon, then comes out with an automatic nailgun. Mike continues to shoot troy, then troy gives in. Mike thinks hes dead but troy is just playing dead. Mike jumps on troy then troys teeth fly out, get caught on the ropes, spin, then fly back at Mike, then the teeth cut through Mikes stomach. Troy gets up and takes out a microphone stand, and tharts beating up mike. Mike takes out his own Microphone stand and they have a sword type fight. The two beat eachother up, then Mike gets two microphones taped together like nunchucks, then begins to wail on Troy with the nunchucks. After Troy gets knocked down, mike grabs one of the microphone stands then impales troy on it. Mike spins it around so fast, troys skin flies off. Then Mike throws the stand into the air. The stands hits a light then Troy Blows up and Mike wins, and gets covered in blood anr gore.

    Winner: Mike Shinoda

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    nikitaRBK

    [12]Mar 10, 2007
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    Hello! I request that I see Dave Grohl versus the leader of MCR (I think you're thinking of Gerard Way).
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    ShellShocker42

    [13]Mar 10, 2007
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    Here you go!

    Match: Dave Grohl vs Gerard Way

    Ring: Full of intruments

    Match starts with Gerard feeling confident and starts punching Dave in the gut. Dave counters with him grabbing a bass guitar and wrapping the stings around Gerard. Gerard spins and cuts Dave in half, but Dave continues to fight. He wails away on Dave with an electric guitar. Dave gets pissed and takes off his belt. Dave whips Gerard several times then wraps the belt around his neck. Dave unwinds the belt and Gerard spins out of control toward the turnbuckle. Once there, Dave hops over Gerard then jams Gerards face into the turn buckle. Dave hammers away on Gerards back then Gerard gives a back kick to Daves groin. Gerard takes a microphone and jams it into Daves eye. Dave counters with throwing the microphone stand through Gerard like a spear. Then dave rips off Gerards left arm then throws him into the crowd. Once both men are in the crowd, Dave grabs a crowd member, Lance Bass, and beats on Gerard with him. After a huge beating, Dave is thrown back into the ring by Lance. Once both men are in the ring, Dave grabs drum mallets. Dave smashes Gerards right foot, then begins drumming on gerards back and head. Dave kicks Gerard in the ass and Gerard is sent flying into the ropes. Dave spins Gerard and the ropes are spinning out of control. Once they stop and Gerard is stuck in the ropes, Dave sticks the mallets in Gerards ass then Gerard is spent spinning in the other way. Gerard flies into the air then gets impaled on a spike type thing attatched to a rope which goes down into the ring. Gerard is flying down towards the ring on the rope, while dave has another set of mallets, then jams them into Gerards eyes and cuts Gerard in half, down the middle.

    Winner: Dave Grohl

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    ShellShocker42

    [14]Mar 10, 2007
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    Match: Weezer vs The Beattles
    Ring: Plain

    Before the match Pat locks the break room where all the Weezer and Beattles members (who were already brought back to life) were, then filled the room with acid, killing everyone. Pat didnt know Rivers Coumo and John Lennon were still alive. The match turns into a two on one. The match starts with pat thinking hes soo good, starts beating up John. Pat manages to rip out Johns left eye and his liver. Then, John grabs Pat, filled with fury, and rips him in half. Once Pats gone, John becomes tired all of a sudden. John was taking pills to keep him strong but they weared off. Rivers says a stupid line "You say goodbye, and I say hello", then gives John a roundhouse kick.  John gets up and takes out a smoke pipe, then starts smoking it. Once the ring is filled with smoke, John runs around beating up Rivers without Rivers seeing him. After the smoke clears, it smells horrible. Rivers takes out an oust spray can and jams it into Johns mouth, and starts spraying. Then after john kicks rivers away, Rivers jams the can into Johns eye socket. John gets mad then jams his hand into Rivers throat and starts moving him around like a puppet. After some puppet play, John rips out Rivers tonsils. Rivers says in a raspy voice says IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!! The rivers takes out a megaphone and jams it into Johns ears, then screams as loud as he could the Johns ear drums explode. John says enough childs play then grabs rivers, rips off every single one of his limbs, then tosses him into the time machine which has chainsaws and tools to make the people its bringing back more young like. Rivers falls in and gets cut and destroyed.
    Winner: John Lennon and the Beattles
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    ShellShocker42

    [15]Mar 10, 2007
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    Match: Tom Delong and Dexter Holland vs Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus
    Ring: Full of instruments

    On the way down, Dexter gets pulled into the crowd by fans and sinks, then eventually blood fountains from the crowd. Mark and Travis get in a fight. Match starts with Travis going to Mark with a staple gun asking mark if he knows how much it hurts to get peircings. Mark gets staples all over him the begins punching Travis. Tom stands by watching. Then Mark and Travis realize theyre not fighting eachother but Tom and Dexter. So the two go over to Tom and start beating him up. After a huge beating, both rip out Toms eyes. Travis kicks Mark in the groin then says to Tom "You think Angels and Airwaves is an explosive experience. Heres your own taste!!" Travis takes out a grenade and sticks it in Tom's mouth then throws tom in the air. Then Tom blows up. Mark and Travis have another argument and then start beating up eachother. After a long fight, Mark rips off Travis's arms then jams them into his stomach, and rips out his lungs and shoves them up his ass, leaving Travis KIA. Mark thinks he's the winner, then Dexter comes out of the crowd covered in blood holding a fan girls head. Dexter climbs in and uses the girls head like a nunshuck and starts beating up Mark. Mark grabs a bass guitar and begins beating on Dexter then dexter counter attacks with bitting Mark on the shoulder. Mark reacts with a nose pull and release. Then eventually, Mark ends the match with a spine grab down the mouth, then rips out Dexters skeleton.
    Winner: Mark Hoppus

    I seriously think I can write my own season of the show! What do you think???
    Edited on 03/11/2007 9:11am
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    ShellShocker42

    [16]Mar 11, 2007
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    Match: Shaun White vs Rob Dyrdeck w/ Christopher Boykin
    Ring: Skate Park with booby traps

    Fight starts with Shaun beating up Rob with his skate board, then throwing it through him. Rob orders Chris to "take care" of Shaun. Chris picks up Shaun and starts shaking him. Then Chris throws Shaun onto a quarter pipe inwhich spikes come out of. Shaun gets impaled, but not dead. Shaun gets back in the fight and he and Rob begin to exhange punches. Rob takes out his skateboard and readies it for a hit, but Shaun gives a roundhouse kick to Robs skateboard, which was infront of his face. Robs skate board gets stuck in his face. Rob tries to remove it, then Chris comes in the fight to help Rob. After removing Robs skateboard, Chris starts chasing Shaun around the ring. Then, Chris gets caught in a booby trap with long vacuum pipes. The pipes suck all organs out of the persons body, but since Chris is so fat, it only sucked out the fat, making him really thin. Chris starts destroying Shaun. After a huge beating, Shaun lures Chris to another booby trap. This one has a huge ceiling full of spikes, then falls down on the person. Chris accidentally falls into the trap and dies. Then Rob comes in too late, and tries beating up Shaun. Rob gives Shaun 3 kicks to the face, then a big roundhouse kick. Rob gets guys to bring in a huge grindstone and starts sharpening his board wheels. After sharpening his deck wheels, Rob impales Shaun in the eyes. Rob runs around dancing thinking he won. Shaun takes the board out of his eyes, then hits Rob in the stomach which sends him flying onto the grind stone. Shaun holds Rob against the grindstone with his board, leaving Rob getting cut up on the grindstone. Robs only remains are his head and feet. Winner: Shaun White
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    ShellShocker42

    [17]Mar 11, 2007
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    Match: Aaron Barret and Scott Klopfenstein vs Less Than Jake
    "Ska Band Slaughter"
    Ring" Full of Special Ska instruments

    Aaron and Scotts band members wouldnt fight so the two lone Big Fishes decided to take on a rival Ska Band, Less Than Jake, by theirselves.

    Match starts with all members from LTJ punching and kicking Aaron and Scott. Aaron and Scott try fighting back for atleast a minute but there are too many. After a beating, Aaron tries calling Andrews cell phone. The ringing comes from below. All five members of LTJ slam Aaron and Scott through the floor. Below the ring lies the dead bodies of Aaron and Scotts band mates along with trumbones and trumpets. Aaron and Scott come up with trumbones and trumpets strapped to their backs. Aaron hops on one turn buckle and Scott jumps on another. Both jump and crush the same person, Vinnie. After Vinnie dies, Aaron knocks Chris to the turnbuckle while Scott knocks Shaun to the turnbuckle. Then Aaron takes on Jessica by rapidly punching her in the gut and screaming. Jessica fights back with two groin shots then Aaron catches her, jumps in the air and elbows her directly in the top of the head, making her the size of a midget. Then Aaron bounces off the ropes, then kicks her head off. Scott meanwhile takes on Derron. Derron rips out Scotts liver, then goes for a bass guitar. Scott kicks Derron in the ass and takes the bass guitar, and shoves it in his ass with the neck sticking out. Scott, who is behind Derron tarts laughing because Derron keeps farting and busting out slap bass sounds. Then Derron starts shaking his ass, which makes the Bass neck hit Scott. The Derron backs up and impales scott with the neck, but scott gets an advantage and pulls the neck out of himself, then rips it out of Derron through the head. Now that theres only Aaron, Scott, Shaun, and Buddy remain. Scott and aaron kick Shaun out of the ring, and settle to fight with Buddy. Buddy puts up a fight, by ripping off his own arm and beating Aaron and Scott savagely with it. Then Aaron and scott jam two trumpets in both of Buddy's ears. The  two play really high notes, but Buddy stays the same. Then Scoot aqnd Aaron smash in Buddy's feet, then play louder and higher. Buddy's head eventually explode. Scott begs Aaron to kill Shaun himself, and Aaron says yes. Scott goes out of the ring to Shaun, but then Shaun rips off Scotts arms and starts beating him savagely. Then Aaron comes to the rescue with a trumbone. But Shaun still puts up a fight, as he found a baseball bat and starts hitting Aaron and Scott. But Aaron was able to put the slide over Shauns neck, pull the slide, and kick him, which wouldkeep his head coming forward while his body seperated. REEL BIG FISH WINS!
    Winner: Aaron Barret and Scott Klopfenstein
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    AznDestoryer2

    [18]Mar 19, 2007
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    Sessler vs Webb

    And a custom fight:

    10 steeler players versus 10 seahawk players(I wonder what will happen.
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    ShellShocker42

    [19]Mar 23, 2007
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    Match: Adam Sessler vs Morgan Webb
    Ring: HDTV's at each corners connected to huge machines called pswii60's, which lets you request any weapon of your choosing, like a battle rifle or chainsaw gun! The PsWii60 looks like an arcade machine, like street fighter
    Background Music: Breaking Benjamin's Firefly (First Half), Halo Theme Song (Second Half)

    (No commentary)

    Mills: Okay you two, Level: Deathmatch Ring. Objective: Fight to the death. Game: On.! Final Comments: LETS GET IT ON!!!

    Adam: Morgan, you cheap skank! You always try to be funnier, but Im always just a nose ahead!

    (Adam steps towards Morgan and grabs her nose, pulls it, then lets go. Morgan gets knocked down.)

    Morgan: Adam you dont have the balls to fight me you blonde haired freak!!

    Adam: Of course I have Ba-

    (Morgan, whos on the floor kicks Adam in the crotch. Adam squeals and falls to the floor. Morgan gets up and kicks Adam in the ribs three times. Then Morgan jumps up and down on Adams back. Morgan walks to te pswiisixtey.)

    Morgan: Give me a Gibson X-Plorer!

    PsWii60: Awesome-O comencing weapon cloning

    Morgan: Your name is Awesome-O? Isnt that a reference to South Pa-

    PsWii60: Here is your weapon

    Morgan: Thanks, as I was saying, from So-

    PsWii60: Take Your Weapon

    Morgan: But I-

    PsWii60: Did you take your weapon yet?

    (While Morgan and Awesome-O are arguing, Adam gets up, sneaks behind Moran, and kicks her in the ass. The guitar Morgan was holding flies in the air, and lands in Adam's hands. Adam hits Morgan with the guitar seven times then hits her in the stomach, sending her flying to the other side of the ring. Adam throws away the guitar and goes to the Awesome-O)

    Adam: Give me an Energy Sword! Like in Ha-

    Awesome-O: Yes like the Hammer Head Shark

    Adam: No like i-

    Awesome-O: Yes like sharks I get it!

    Adam: No sharks dont even have any type of swords, I was saying like in Hal-

    Awesome-O: Are you still here? Stupid flesh bag! I get it. Shark. Jesus. I need a robo smoke

    (Awesome-O flies out of the ring, leavin the energy sword at Adam's feet.)

    Adam: Wow, so thats whats going to rule the world in the future

    Morgan: No but sure as hell wont know!

    (Morgan goes to punch Adam, but Adam moves away, Morgan falls, and gets impaled on the energy sword. Adam Removes her from the sword and spins her around in the air, and tosses her to the other side of the ring, and falls into the 2nd Awesome-O, and gets electrocuted.)

    Adam: WOW! Shocking! Time to end you once and for all!

    (Adam goes to the third Awesome-O and asks it for a Hammer of Dawn, but nothing happens. Adam smashes his fists in the buttons, then the screen blows up, and glass gets stuck in his face. The Hammer of Dawn comes out of the last Awesome-O. Morgan gets it, and aims it at Adam. The laser from above almost hits Adam, but Adam jumps away in time, except for the laser hitting Adam's leg, making it fall off. But Adam gets creative, and takes out a lighter. Adam melts his leg back on. Adam goes to Morgan, then the two start punching eachother, then Adam kicks morgan in the gut, and Morgan cracks Adams neck, and both fall to the floor. After a few seconds, Adam hits a button on the last remaining Awesome-O and two lightsabers come out. Both each grab one, and have a sword fight, to the Halo theme song...hell yeah. So after running around the ring, blocking eachothers sword attacks, Adam, manages to slice off both of Morgans arms, then Morgan head butts Adam.)

    Morgan: AHHHHHH, Fine, Ill make you feel my pain as well!!

    (Morgan runs over to Adam, tackles him down to the floor, then bites him in the arm. Morgan shakes him around, then bites the arm off. Adam pushes Morgan away, gets up, and starts punching her rapidly in the face, then smashing her left foot. Morgan limps away, but Adam kicks her in the back, and his foot goes through her torso. Adam removes his foot, Morgan turns aroung, picks up the energy sword with her teeth, swings it towards adam, and cuts him in the stomach, the arm, and really really deep in the neck. Morgan spits the sword and it flies through Adam's torso and ends up removing his lungs. Adam staggers forward, punches Morgan, knocking her out. Adam staggeres toward the last awesome-o, smashes his head on it, and out comes an excavator from Dead Rising.)

    Adam: Ugh, Time....to...take youfor...a..spi..............n

    (Adam turns on the excavator, and the drill starts spinning. Adam stabs morgan in the upper body, and she starts spinning. Adam's excavator spins so fast, Morgans skin flies off, then her remains fly to the last Awesome-O. Her head gets jammed in the main computer. She gets electrocuted, then her body explodes.

    Mills: And the winner is, Adam Webb...or Sessler...what ever the hell your last name is, I dont watch you, and I dont care.

    Ill get to work on the Steelers and Seahawks match
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