Ricky Martin starts beating up on William Hung, who wont fight back because he's Hung's idol. Meanwhile Nick opens an envelope with anthrax in it. Hung protects himself in a giant pocket protector, but Martin pulls him out. He destroyes Hung's normal voice, causing him to sound like Barry White. Hung gets angry and they begin to karate chop each other. It goes up to the booth where Nick says that "This fight could go on forever...no, wait its over." Then back down to the ring where it shows Ricky Martin all cut up, then he falls over, and Hung is the winner...pretty lame.
WINNER- WILLIAM HUNG
Pam vs Tommy Nick has to go to the hospital, so Tally fills in. Pam kicks the crap out of Tommy the whole fight, and Tommy won't fight back. He then proposes to her, and she acts like she is still in love with him. It turns out to be a trick and she continues to beat him. She finally smashes his head with her giant boobs to win the fight...also lame
WINNER- PAM ANDERSON
Mini-Me vs Wee Man Nick comes back, and Tally goes back down to do "Tally's Corner". Mini-Me keeps making sexual innuendo, and she gets fed up. Wee-Man jumps in through a window, and the fight begins. Wee-Man gives Mini-Me beer, or rum, or something, causing him to get really really really drunk (Surreal Life). He takes off his clothes and gets on his scooter. Wee Man chases after him on a shopping cart (Jackass). They go under the ring, and you find out that they just pile up the dead bodies there. Johnny Knoxville shows up and does some Jackass-style stunts. First, he ties Mini-Me's leg to a rocket, and sends him into the air. Then, he ties him up in the ropes, and hits him in the balls with a mallet. Meanwhile, Wee-Man is just beating himself up (Kicking himself in the head, like in Jackass). Finally, Johnny and Wee do a stunt called "Pulled Pork". They graby Mini by both arms, and pull, then twist. His insides fall out, and he lands on a plate, with an apple in his mouth, like a pig.
WINNER- WEE MAN
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