-Missy Elliot vs. Gwen Stefani-
The match almost ended with Stefani clotheslining Missy's head off, but her body was still alive and she put her head back on. Then, the match finally ended with Missy jamming Dum-Dum suckers in Stefani's eyes and twisting her head clean off (more like messy off rather than clean). Missy Elliot won!!
-Kevin Federline vs. Justin Timberlake-
The Battle of Britney. K-Fed started rapping, only to annoy everybody, especially Timberlake, who started bleeding from the ears. K-Fed claimed victory after puching a hole through Timberlake's head.
-Shaq vs. Kobe-
Like the other Shaq vs. Kobe, they fought with basketball hoops in sight. The match ended immediately with Shaq ripping Kobe's head off and trying to shoot free throws with his body parts, only to fail miserably each time.
Catch you next week. You know when and you know where!