Missy: My hat! Without it, people'll mistake me for Queen Latifah!
Gwen: Without your hat, people'd mistake you for Arsinio Hong!
Justin Timberlake: I call this move "The Twister".
Kevin Federline: Why's that?
Justin Timberlake: 'Cause it rips right through trailer trash!
Mills: Normally, it's customary to remove one's robes before a fight. (To Missy Elliott) But in your case, I'll disallow it!
Nick: I don't think Missy has been this mad since McDonalds gave up super sizing.
Shaq vs Kobe ended in record time but ended up with Shaq trying to make free throws with Kobe's body parts.
Justin's tornado move sucks up a cow giving reference to the movie, "Twister".