Celebrity Deathmatch

If there is one show in the entire world that my mom hates for me to watch it is "Celebrity Deathmatch!" From 1998 to 2002 I would always watch with anticipation, wondering who the celebrities were going to be, and who was going to die a fake death, and how was the fake death going to be pulled off. It was a show that I really enjoyed and the show just kept getting more interesting with every new season. So imagine my surprise when "Celebrity Deathmatch" got pulled off the air; I was in total shock! I couldn't believe that MTV would pull a great show like that off the air, but four years later, this show has got a reprieve. It has become the second of two animated shows so far to come back on the air after having being cancelled. The first two episodes of this new season was a little bit shaky and still trying to regain its composure, but with this classic episode of Charlie Sheen and Colin Farell duking it out, Simon Cowell doing what he does best, and the ultimate battle between two teen sensations helped put "Celebrity Deathmatch" right back where it should be: on the top of the ratings chart! Where else can you see and hear parodies of the Wonder Twins and "The Lord of the Rings," and see them get totally skewered? This show is the greatest and I hope that this time, it lasts for a far lot longer than just four seasons! :D

The first battle was really not that interesting cause it was two annoying actors going head-to-head. But at least Colin Farrell lost cause if he would’ve won then there would have been something seriously wrong. The following battle was nothing short of dulls ville for me, seeing as I don’t watch American Idol. But it was obvious that Simon Cowell was going to lose seeing as his famous signature is being booed at. But the main event made up for the first two fights. The Olsens vs. the Osbournes a clash of celebrities that can only deserve the title of "Sibling Slaughterhouse." Even though I’ve never seen an episode of The Osbournes, I was still routing for them, because the Olsens are just annoying. It was fun to witness the insults fly. Cause it is true, New York Minute lasted about a minute in theaters and it went straight to DVD. The Olsens really don’t have much a career; they depend mostly on their Full house image to give them money. And afterwards they did sitcoms that went nowhere. But the Lord of the Rings parody was simply amazing. That scene will always be made fun of, just like when ever action movies use the Matrix for their fighting scenes. Nick Diamond is always in some kind of trouble, sadly we never find out what. Like in the first episode of Season 5, why did he have boobs? They made one joke and that was it. I wanted to know if the Loan Sharks ever did torture Nick and for what reason?

Okay, this time, I will be reviewing the fatalities of every match among other things worth brining up. Here I go...



Fight #1: Sheen vs. Farrell



I have nothing much to say about the first fight really, except the fatality for Farrell was pretty weak.



Fight #2: Seacrest vs. Cowell



I don't watch Am-Idol, but I do know who these guys are. Doesn't everybody? Anyways, I'm glad they got Cowell. His death wasn't too bad. Could've been better, but it's pretty good.



Fight #3: Olsens vs. Osbournes



Jack's death was incredible! I know it might be cruel and disgusting for some of you, but I thought it was da bomb. Mary-Kate's was alright, but Ashley's was the worst. I mean, four CDs to the face? Come on. At least they came up with a joke afterwards. I liked the Lord of the Rings reference though, where Mary-Kate acted like Smeagol/Gollum.



The outcome... the winner for Best Death On This Episode is...



JACK OSBOURNE!!!



Sorry, I don\'t even give out Razzies. It\'s not worth it.