Celebrity Deathmatch

Season 5 Episode 6

Stand-Up vs. Smack Down

Aired Thursday 10:00 PM Jul 15, 2006 on MTV - Music Television
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Episode Summary

Paul Teutul, Sr. vs. Xzibit Jack Black vs. Jack White Chris Rock vs. Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson
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  • I'll be telling this one to my grand kids, IN FIVE TO SEVEN DECADES!!

    Wow, what an amazing episode! I especially like the voice impressions for Xzibit, Jack Black, and Chris Rock. They sound just like their reality counterpart. The one for the Rock wasn't really that great. And that's another thing, the match between the Rock and Chris Rock was missing references to the Rock's old WWF/WWE days, i.e. the Rock Bottom, the People's Elbow, his arm tattoos, "Finally, the Rock has come to the Deathmatch Arena," "Know your role and shut your mouth," you get the idea. At least the People's Eyebrow was referenced. That's all I got to say about it. Great episode otherwise. "AA!" The next ep will be exciting, the one with Chris Farley and Horatio Sanz in particular. See ya.moreless

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  • QUOTES (5)

    • Mills: (To Chris Rock) Alright, no lousy jokes out of you, and you, (To Duane Johnson) You can do whatever you like. I'm getting out of here!

    • Dwayne Johnson: Sorry I'm late; My two o'clock ass-kicking ran long.

    • Johnny: (About the Black/White fight) It always comes down to this, eh Nick? Black versus white, good versus evil, Yin versus Yang...
      Nick: My mother always used to say "When it comes to Yang, always sing to the chicken in the coop!"
      Johnny: How is your mother these days?
      Nick: Better. They've changed her medication.

    • Johnny: It looks like Dwayne Johnson has the advantage in this fight!
      Nick: (engrossed in his paperwork) That's great, Johnny!
      Johnny: A nude Avril Lavigne just entered the ring, Nick.
      Nick: That's great, Johnny!
      Johnny: We're at war with Japan again, Nick!
      Nick: That's great, Johnny!

    • Xzibit: (To Paul Teutal) Hey, Queen Latifah called; She wants her ass back!

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