Celebrity Deathmatch

Season 5 Episode 6

Stand-Up vs. Smack Down

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Aired Thursday 10:00 PM Jul 15, 2006 on MTV - Music Television

Episode Recap

-Paul Teutul, Sr. vs. Xzibit- These two fought with various tools, etc. In the middle of the fight, Xzibit came down to the ring by doing a car jump onto Teutul, Sr. Then, after grinding his feet and hands onto Xzibit's rim, he thought he had things all wrapped up. That was until Teutul, Sr.'s trademark mustache grew even longer and it beat Xzibit to a pulp. Then, he finished this match off by pulling the Pimp My Ride guy in half with his mustache. Paul Teutul, Sr. and his "soup strainer" won!! -Jack Black vs. Jack White- Midway through the match between Black vs. White, Black brought in a bass guitar, and for some reason, White is afraid of the bass. Black played the bass and used it for battery. Then, Jack White's drummer Meg came in on the fun. The White Stripes get to the falling action by putting this button up shirt on Black. The shirt's collar was too small for him and appearently, the top button was the hardest to unbutton. After they had finally fastened it, the pressure in Black's head became too much, his head exploded. Meg and Jack White won!! -Chris Rock vs. Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson- Yep, you read the title, "Stand-Up vs. Smack Down." Midway through the fight, Chris Rock threw a big sheet of paper over the Rock (Get it? A Rock, Paper, Scissors joke). The Rock broke free by cutting his way out with a big pair of scissors (another RPS joke, how ironic). Chris Rock's tongue and hand had been severed, but the Rock missed a downward swing of his sword and it stuck to the mat. The funny man finished it all off with a death-from-behind torpedo off the ropes plowing head first through the Rock's torso. Chris Rock won!! Catch you next week. You know when and you know where!
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