-Paul Wall vs. Mike Jones-
Two Houston rappers with grills (diamond coated teeth) going head to head. The two showcased their grills with insulting messages printed on them, then real grills (literally, like a George Foreman grill), then Paul Wall brought out the big guns: a set of saws attached to his teeth called "the Monster Grill!" He chased Mike Jones around the ring until he grinded him up into nothing but blood and fragments. Paul Wall won!! Then, the Monster Grill flew out into the crowd and out of the Deathmatch Arena on its own.
-Andy Milonakis vs. Steve-O-
Steve-O had the upper hand through out the entire match, but he REALLY went over his head dressing up like a giant Twinkie, prompting Milonakis to devour him whole, similar to what Don Vito did to Tony Hawk in the last season. Andy Milonakis won!!
-Vince Vaughn vs. Owen Wilson-
Vaughn was another combatant with the upper hand, but Owen Wilson spent the end of the match hanging onto a rope, or "Ben Stiller's Life Line." He ripped out part of Vaughn's brain, his heart, then he punctured his ego (or poked a hole in his chest) causing green smoke to haze out of his chest until he melted. Owen Wilson won!!
Catch you next week. You know when and you know where!!