Mike Jones says his own name about 22 times.
Vince Vaughn: (to Owen Wilson) I'd say "prepare to die", but since you were in The Cable Guy, I'll have to say "prepare to die again!"
Paul Wall: "Mike Jones who?" That's what people'll be saying when they see your albums in the 99 cent bin at the discount store!
Mike Jones: Yeah? Well your songs are so bad, I could eat alphabet soup and crap better lyrics!
Steve: (To Milonakis) I don't normally hurt animals, but in your case, I'll make an exception!
Johnny: Good evening! I'm Johnny Gomez.
Nick: And I'm Nick Diamond! (Pause) I got nothin'.