Jessica Simpson v. Nick Lachey
The first match was supposed to be Hilary Duff vs. Lindsey Lohan
but because Lindsey wasn't there yet they went on to the other two matches. After bumping into former deatmatch contestants (Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and Krister Cavllari) Nick Lachey gave Jessica a tanning bed. He turned it up to the highest level, but Jessica survives. Jessica gave Nick a grenade and forgot to pull the trigger. After calling Jessica an idiot, he ends up pulling the trigger, accidentally killing himself.
50 cent vs. The Game
After calling the match a draw the fighting continued and 50 cent won by using his own body as a gun killing The Game.
Lindsay Lohan v. Hilary Duff
After praying to god Hilary cheated death distracting Lohan. Hilary won by ripping Lindsay limbs, and head off.
Fifteen minutes later after the match, Nick is seen putting Lindsay's body parts into the time machine. Nick apparently was stalking Lindsay, and loved her so much he went to the Time machine storage room to bring her back from the dead and after saying something about pants she brought her back to life, but Nick told Lindsay that he was the stalker. Lindsay punches him in the stomach and asked Johnny out to dinner, leaving Nick in the storage room.