Celebrity Paranormal Project

Christopher: (as they enter the haunted prison) Remember, we have each other. Danny: Oh yeah, that's comforting.

Danny: You know, how abnormal do they want stuff? The guy from The Brady Bunch and the guy from The Partridge Family are in prison together. That's odd enough right there!

Adrianne: (in the cellblock) I am up here, and I smell something that smells like burning wood.
Danny: You smell burning wood?
Adrianne: That's what it kind of smells like, smells like sweet cedar.
Danny: That's the prisoners, they never saw anything that cute before. I've got a little burning wood right here!

Danny: If I had my choice between going to a penitentiary full of dead people, or the people I've actually been to jail with, I'm going with the dead folks every time.