Celebrity Poker Showdown

Season 4 Episode 2

Tournament 4 Game 2

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Oct 17, 2004 on Bravo
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Tournament 4 Game 2
Dennis Rodman, Ryan Stiles, Cheryl Hines, Bobby Cannavale, and Tony Hawk play in tonight's tournament.

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    • TRIVIA (11)

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      • Dave: Tonight, this is all for charity. So remember, when our players lose, it's not just their dignity that slips away, it's the hopes and dreams of needy causes all around the world.

      • Dave: Now Ryan...
        Ryan: Let's play, Dave. Let's play.
        Dave: Sure, alright.

      • (as Dennis Rodman was peeling the wrapper of his cigar)
        Cheryl: Hey, are you allowed to undo that?
        Dennis: Yes, honey.
        Ryan: That's not the first time he's ever heard that.

      • Cheryl: Dennis doesn't like to lay her down.
        Dennis: Yes, I do.
        Bobby: Dennis loves to lay her down.

      • (after Dennis stole another pot)
        Cheryl: He won another hand.
        Ryan: I'm getting sick of this!

      • (on taped interview)
        Dennis: All I know about Hold 'Em? Know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em.

      • (after Dennis flopped trips Queens)
        Phil: Dennis has got to think he's got a winner here. Let's see how much he can extract from Cheryl. (Dennis folds)
        Robert: Dennis folds.
        Phil: What is that? Does Dennis know that he just folded three of a kind.
        Dave: I don't know. It's a bold move. It's an unorthodox play.

      • (on taped interview)
        Cheryl: (on playing poker) I really just started. And now I'm addicted and I drive out to the little seedy casinos outside of LA and play with weird people.

      • (on taped interview)
        Cheryl: Sitting beside Dennis Rodman and playing cards with him is a little secret fantasy I've always had.

      • (on taped interview)
        Cheryl: Being the only woman at the table, I'm going to cry a lot. I'm going to let them know that I'm very fragile.

      • Dennis: It's me and you, right? Who's on top?
        Cheryl: Oooh! We're about to find out.

      • Cheryl: I'm gonna throw up. It's so early on and I feel I'm gonna throw up.
        Ryan: I wish you would 'cause you've been talking about it for the longest time.

      • Ryan: (to Cheryl who was constantly saying she felt she would throw up) If you win this, you have to throw up.

      • Cheryl: (to Dennis) Look, you're so committed. Right?
        Ryan: The word is bored.

      • Cheryl: Ryan, you can't imagine how I feel right now.
        Ryan: (in a sarcastic tone) Like you're gonna throw up? Wild guess.

      • (on taped interview)
        Bobby: I'm not a great card counter. I'm a terrible odds guy. No matter what's going on inside, I'm just very good at being completely calm.

      • (on taped interview)
        Bobby: Being an actor, I really try to look at this as acting. I'm really good at not giving up tells.

      • (on taped interview)
        Ryan: I don't think of myself as being competitive. I have a large need to be the best.

      • Dave: The Palms, where getting laid is just how we start the day.

      • Phil: (not getting over Dennis' fold of trips Queens in an early hand) Aggression is a very key tactic in winning. Also a key tactic is knowing what you have.

      • (after Cheryl checked and Dennis bet)
        Phil: Dennis has no pair, no draw. But balls. Big balls.
        Dave: Well, they're in proportion.

      • Phil: Dennis is gonna win another pot here. Alright, it's clear I have no idea how to play this game.
        Dave: Yeah, why don't you just sit back and watch and learn. Just watch Mr. Rodman.

      • Cheryl: You always make me think that you don't have anything good.
        Tony: I never ever do.

      • (after Dennis re-raised Tony)
        Cheryl: Well, you have many chips in the pot.
        Ryan: Welcome to "state the obvious".
        Tony: Any other insightful tips for me?

      • (on taped interview)
        Tony: I'm nervous in that I don't wanna make some glaring mistake.

      • (on taped interview)
        Tony: I could only cheat in solitaire. Only because no one is looking.

      • Cheryl: It's a bit of a pickle. I've already got $600 dollars... (looks at Ryan who was making faces) Why do I keep looking at you, Ryan? You're no help and you only mock me.

      • Cheryl: Five, seven, eight, King is what we're looking at. Between you and me.
        Dave: (off-stage) She shouldn't have given that information away to Bobby.

      • (on taped interview)
        Cheryl: It's a little intimidating knowing that people are watching and commenting on your cards and your playing.

      • (on taped interview)
        Cheryl: If I win today, I will be composed. I will try not to make the boys feel bad. I will give 'em all a big hug and kiss.

      • Cheryl: What's it called when you're doing well and you're on a high and it's a...
        Ryan: Alcohol.
        Phil: When you start catching cards and you win pot after pot, it's called being on a rush.

      • Cheryl: You're such a loose cannon.
        Dennis: Yeah.
        Cheryl: Yeah.

      • Cheryl: (to Dennis) I like your tattoo that says torture. It does make me feel like a tiny bunny that you're gonna kill.

      • Cheryl: (to Dennis) It was a very good bet. Because we were scared and you bet. Now, and Phil's mad 'cause I should've just bet before...
        Ryan: Don't worry about Phil.

      • Dave: Welcome back to the Palms in Las Vegas. I'm Dave Foley and this is poker expert Phil Gordon. And that is the only way you can tell us apart.
        Phil: Unless we stand up.
        Dave: Then it becomes a little more obvious.

      • Cheryl: You have many chips by the way.
        Ryan: (eying the chips of Bobby who took a huge chunk off his stack) Not as many as I used to.

      • (after Dennis calls Ryan's all-in bluff and won the pot)
        Phil: Ryan's got a chip and a chair.

      • Dave: The good thing is The Amanda Foundation still gets 5,000...
        Ryan: I don't really care anymore.
        Dave: Well, come on, it's $5,000 worth of a...
        Ryan: Whatever.
        Dave: ...cats and dogs saved from euthanasia...
        Ryan: Whatever. I feel like I've just been spayed and neutered.

      • Cheryl: I would like to play some hands but I just can't.
        Dennis: Honey, get aggressive.
        Cheryl: I got aggressive with a stupid Ace and a seven and it kicked by ass all the way back to this. (showing her remaining chips)

      • (after calling Tony's bet just to see the flop even with a weak starting hand)
        Phil: He can't be hurt too bad, you know. He's got 25,000 or more in chips. He's gonna call.
        Dave: And he obviously has a high pain threshold.

      • Tony: This is... The Losers' Lounge is like the new Winners' Circle, right?
        Ryan: What can I say? He took us both out.
        Dave: It's an exclusive club. The hottest room in Vegas.

      • Tony: I was feeling good. I finally got a good hand.
        Dave: And Dennis has got some luck on his side. He sucked out and...
        Ryan: He's made a deal with Satan is what he has.

      • Tony: The best part is seeing the kids when the park opens. They see all their hard work pay off. Lobbying the city. Getting it going. The day it opens, it's almost like they don't know what to do with themselves.
        Dave: See when I was a kid, I always knew what to do with myself. Maybe kids have changed since I was a kid.

      • Dave: Welcome back to the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, the city the mob built just for you.

      • Cheryl: (pointing at her cards) This is even worse than the last one. But at least the last one were suited and this...
        Bobby: It's a great story.

      • Cheryl: So your entire butt is tattooed? I'm just curious.
        Dennis: You wanna see my ass?
        Cheryl: I would like to. Just to give me a shot in the arm.

      • (Dennis places the lime in his mouth as Cheryl was about to do a tequila shot)
        Cheryl: My husband's here!
        Dennis: Oh, sorry. Sorry.

      • Robert: Bobby has the best hand with a pair of Aces. Cheryl has an inside straight draw and a back door flush draw.
        Cheryl: I have an indoor flush draw?
        Robert: Back door.

      • (Cheryl coming into the Losers' Lounge)
        Dave: How are you?
        Cheryl: I'm good. I'm a little sad and slightly drunk.

      • Cheryl: I did make some mistakes.
        Phil: Not many.
        Cheryl: Two really bad ones. That stupid Ace-seven is like still...
        Dave: The mistake the three of you really made was playing against the man who is in league with the devil.

      • Dave: He has forgotten how to lose. He doesn't know how.
        Cheryl: he doesn't know how. He's a man of steel.
        Ryan: Literally. It's all over the place.

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