Chad's Dad: I got stabbed!
Phase 2: [in the confessional] Raaa-raa!
Chad's Dad: I just got stabbed, and I don't know what I did!
Tron: [in the confessional] You came into a house with 5 wild ass niggas, that's whatcha did, ah-ah-ah-ah. I-I'm bleeeeding.
(The Cast is dismissing Chad)
Chad: So you want me to just leave?
Tron: Really man, we could just fuck you up.
Tyree: We tryin' to be, ya know, convenial about this.
Tron: If worse comes to worse, we do reserve the right to fuck you up.
Lysol: (in the background) Fuck you up!
(Chad Crying because girlfriend is having sex with Lysol)
Tyree: Man, can you hold it down? I'm tryin' to make love over here!
Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.
Dave Chappelle: It's not HBO. It's regular ass TV.
Tyree: Shut up befroe I cut some bacon off your back.
Chad: Be careful if you ever get a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt.
Bush: "Would you like to take a bath with my daughters? They can learn something from you and...I heard you have a sixteen inch penis!"
Chappelle: "Eighteen...but who's counting?"
Tron: Get out my face N*gga!!
Chad: Hi, I'm Chad, your new roommate.
Tyree: Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.
Tron: Katie has some big ass tit-tays!
Tron: Night. Night. Keep yo butthole tight.
(Tron and Phaze 2 are playing craps in the back alley behind the juice hut where they are supposed to be working.)
Phaze 2: Yo, go in there and get me a Philly blunt son.
Tron: And a banana Cognac, biatch!
Tron: America wanna see me live, not work. Look at this America, look at how Tron is livin' in the city.
Tron: Hey, it's a white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy what's the square root of this apartment?
Most of the "Mad Real World" script was ad-libbed. When Chalie Murphy says the word "convenial" during Chad's dismissal, it was actually a mistake ("convenial" is not a word). He couldn't think of a good word on the spot, so he made one up. It was kept during editing because it suited the "Tyree" character.
Dave imagines if The Real World did a season with an all black cast and one super white guy; music by Real World's David Broom.
The Dave Chappelle Story
This is a spoof of the moive, Antowne Fisher.
The Mad Real World
This is spoofing the hit reality show,The Real World.