Chappelle's Show

Season 1 Episode 6

Ep. #106

Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Feb 26, 2003 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Chad's Dad: I got stabbed!
      Phase 2: [in the confessional] Raaa-raa!
      Chad's Dad: I just got stabbed, and I don't know what I did!
      Tron: [in the confessional] You came into a house with 5 wild ass niggas, that's whatcha did, ah-ah-ah-ah. I-I'm bleeeeding.

    • (The Cast is dismissing Chad)
      Chad: So you want me to just leave?
      Tron: Really man, we could just fuck you up.
      Tyree: We tryin' to be, ya know, convenial about this.
      Tron: If worse comes to worse, we do reserve the right to fuck you up.
      Lysol: (in the background) Fuck you up!

    • (Chad Crying because girlfriend is having sex with Lysol)
      Tyree: Man, can you hold it down? I'm tryin' to make love over here!

    • Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
      Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
      Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
      Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.

    • Dave Chappelle: It's not HBO. It's regular ass TV.

    • Tyree: Shut up befroe I cut some bacon off your back.

    • Chad: Be careful if you ever get a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt.

    • Bush: "Would you like to take a bath with my daughters? They can learn something from you and...I heard you have a sixteen inch penis!"
      Chappelle: "Eighteen...but who's counting?"

    • Tron: Get out my face N*gga!!

    • Chad: Hi, I'm Chad, your new roommate.
      Tyree: Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.

    • Tron: Katie has some big ass tit-tays!

    • Tron: Night. Night. Keep yo butthole tight.

    • (Tron and Phaze 2 are playing craps in the back alley behind the juice hut where they are supposed to be working.)
      Phaze 2: Yo, go in there and get me a Philly blunt son.
      Tron: And a banana Cognac, biatch!

    • Tron: America wanna see me live, not work. Look at this America, look at how Tron is livin' in the city.

    • Tron: Hey, it's a white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy what's the square root of this apartment?

  • Notes

    • Most of the "Mad Real World" script was ad-libbed. When Chalie Murphy says the word "convenial" during Chad's dismissal, it was actually a mistake ("convenial" is not a word). He couldn't think of a good word on the spot, so he made one up. It was kept during editing because it suited the "Tyree" character.

    • Dave imagines if The Real World did a season with an all black cast and one super white guy; music by Real World's David Broom.

  • Allusions