Silky Johnston: First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you. And as I stand here sippin' the soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just wanna say yall can kiss my ass you rotten motha-fuckas. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish. Good evenin'!
Ice T: The next nigga that say something while I'm talking is getting shot. Please believe that.
Silky Johnson: The player haters ball gives us an oppurtunity to hate on a diversary of markass marks, trickass marks, punk bitches, and skip skaps, skanks, and scallywags...hoes, heffers, he ha's, and hulyhoops.
Ice T: The nominees are... Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty: (looking at his trick sitting next to him) Clap for me, BITCH! Ice T: Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little motherfucker. The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. Pit Bull: PIT BULL! AROOF! Ice T: And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics
Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.
Ice T: And the winner of playa-hater of the year is... Silky John-ston. [applause] Pit Bull: Kiss my a**! Kiss my a**! I'm the biggest hater!
Japanese civilian: "OH NO! He's pulling his pants down!"
Ice T: "Silky Johnson is nominated for calling in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics, MANNNNNNN!"
Silky Johnson : What can I say about say about your suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan - it looks bombed out and depleted.
Silky Johnson: Of course the so-called Beautiful, why don't you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa.
Silky Johnson: That was Beautiful. On the weekends, Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
Silky Johnson: (after being shown Rosie O'Donnell's picture) Boy George! That's a lad that I'd hate to fight. She wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em.
Silky Johnson: (While looking at a picture of the Ozzbournes) I like the girl's song "Papa Don't Preach". I got a new song for ya, bitch. It's called "Daughter Don't Sang".
Pit Bull: Man you corny!
At the Player Haters' Ball, when Silky Johnson makes the "underwear with dick holes" comment, watch the entire cast totally fall out of character in laughter.
In the Blackzilla sketch, there is a reaction shot of some worried Japanese citizens (like pretty much every giant monster flick). The window behind them says, in katakana (a type of Japanese script), Shiro Akuma-- while it's a rough and grammatically incorrect phrase, it can still be translated to "White Devil."
This is the first episode that features The Player Haters and the Player Haters' Ball (which would be mentioned in the episode where Dave tells about his rejected sketches, which includes The Player Haters going back in time to beat up Hitler and shoot a slave-owner).
Blackzilla This is spoofing the famous movie monster "Godzilla", whose origins is in Japan.
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