Chappelle's Show

Season 1 Episode 10

Ep. #110

Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Mar 26, 2003 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • R Kelly (Piss on You Lyrics):

      Yeah. 40 oz. of malt liquor make me want to tell you somethin'.

      (verse 1)
      Rollin round, sittin on dubs. Can't lie I was high on shrubs.

      Coolin in my Escalade. Man I'm paid, I got it made!

      Take me to your special place. Close your eyes, show me your face.

      I'm gonna piss on it!

      Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above.

      I want to piss on you! Yes I do. I'll piss on you; I'll pee on you.

      (verse 2)
      Now your body, your body is a Porta-Potty.

      And my pee I'd kick; like it know's karate. (knows karate)

      I will Pee on you. Drip Drip Drip. Pee on you, go on you. Pisssss on you, Pisssss on you.

      And you'll never feel quite the same once you get a whiff, of my Hershey stains.

      I want to poop on you too. I want to pee in your food.

      Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.

      I want to pee on you! Yes I do. Yes I do, I want to pee on you, I'll piss on you


      Won't you braid my haiiiiiiir?
      Won't you braid my haiiiiiiir?

      Before we start, I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna fart on you.