Goof: In the "Shoutout Your Favorite Athlete" Skit,, the guy getting stabbed shouts out Paul Pierce but it's visible that there's no stabbing.
White Wife: Do you want me to light your cigarette too?
Leonard: Better check ya tone, girl. Put your inside voice on before I take ya ass outside.
White Guy : (sniffs bra) titty residue...
Leonard: Say hi to America. Anybody try and touch your mother, punch him his d!ck.
Leonard Washington: g-g-g-g-g-g-GOODBYE!
Leonard: (Sniffs) I smell your lightsaber.
Leonard Washington: Hey! What the hell you listening to?
White Kid: It's the new 50 Cent. Man, I'm from the streets! G-G-G G-G-G G-Unit!
Leonard Washington: Come on... get in the car. G-G-G G-G-G Get your ass in the car!
(Leonard drops white kid off in a rural bad area.)
Leonard Washington: G-G-G-G Goodbye!
Leonard: Anyone tries touching your mother, punch him in his dick.
Todd: Titty Residue
Jeffery: Can I call you daddy?
Lenoard Washington: Hell no! Only your mother can call me daddy.
In an ironic twist, "Trading Spouses" (Dave's parody of the Reality TV genre) later became an actual reality show on Fox.