Sam Jackson:Good muthaf*cking choice, muthaf*cka! Samuel Jackson, made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get you drunk! You'll be f*cking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a ***** or two! MM-MMM, b*tch! How's it taste, muthaf*cka?!!? Huh?
Beer drinker:Hey, could you stop yelling at me, please?
Jackson: No I can't stop yellin', cause that's how I talk! You ain't never seen my movies? Juice? That was a good one? Deep Blue Sea? They ate me! A f*ckin' shark ate me! Drink, b*tch! Jurassic Park? Samuel Jackson! It's my beer! Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
Wu Tang Clan: Konichiwa, bitches!
Latino: Elian Gonzalez. We wanted to choose him before the white people tried to adopt him as one of their own. Again.
Slave #1: Man, Lincoln is f**king up.
Slave #2: Man, white folks in general is f**king up. Shh, they coming.
Samuel Jackson: (shouts) Good motherf**** choice, motherf***! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be f***** fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nig*a or two! Mmmm-mmm, b****!
Tiger Woods: Goodbye fried rice hello fried chicken!
Samuel Jackson: A shark ate me, he f*cking ate me!
Tiger Woods: I always wanted to say this... fo-shizzle.
Sam Jackson: It'll get you drunk! You'll be f*cking fat girls in no time!
Tiger Woods: "Good bye, fried rice! Hello, fried chicken!"
Samuel Jackson: YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!
Man at table: Could you please stop yelling?
Samuel Jackson: NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES???"
Samuel Jackson: MMM MMMMMMMM BITCH!
Samuel Jackson: You Might Even Fight A N*gga or Two.
This episode did not feature a musical performance.
The following are some of Tiger Woods sponsors that are mentioned in this episode during the "Racial Draft"./>
Amex = American Express/>
Tag Heuer = The watch company/>
Wheaties = The cereal/>
Also note that when Tiger is at the podium he is wearing a "Nike" hat and shirt. (Emblem only)/>
Samuel L Jackson
This episode mention the following movies that Samuel L Jackson appeared in./>
1993 Jurassic Park/>
1999 Deep Blue Sea/>
Cosing Credits of this episode/>
1997 Jackie Brown/>
1999 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace/>
2002 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones/>
2005 Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith/>
Samuel Jackson's "Burn in hell" line, is a quick reference to what Samuel had said in the movie "A Time To Kill".
This is a spoof of the beer Samuel Adams.