Sam Jackson:Good muthaf*cking choice, muthaf*cka! Samuel Jackson, made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get you drunk! You'll be f*cking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a ***** or two! MM-MMM, b*tch! How's it taste, muthaf*cka?!!? Huh?
Beer drinker:Hey, could you stop yelling at me, please?
Jackson: No I can't stop yellin', cause that's how I talk! You ain't never seen my movies? Juice? That was a good one? Deep Blue Sea? They ate me! A f*ckin' shark ate me! Drink, b*tch! Jurassic Park? Samuel Jackson! It's my beer! Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!