(Chappelle has just lost a role in a movie to Nick Cannon)
Chapelle: Who? Who's Nick Cannon?
Chapelle's son: Daddy, Nick Cannon's Hilarious.
Chapelle: Man, fuck you son! I'm glad you think he's so goddamn hilarious because he just walked off with your school clothes money. It's funny isn't it? I'm broke nigga, I'm broke!