Chappelle's Show

Season 2 Episode 4

Ep. #204

Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Feb 11, 2004 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

    • This episode ended up at only 18:29 in length (including closing credits) on the Season 2 DVD set, due to the deletion of any performances by Ludacris.

    • Goof: When Charlie Murphy is punching "Rick James" on the couch, it's visible that Charlie hit his own hand with his fist.

  • Quotes

    • Dave as Rick James: ".....I'm one of the baddest motherf***as of all time! Hold my drink b***h!"

    • At one point during Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories interview, Charlie says "S**t, I just gave him some help", but "s**t" isn't bleeped out.

    • Rick James: I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

    • Rick James: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    • Charlie Murphy: I knew what hotel he was stayin' at. I told my boys I'd catch up with them later. So I shot over to the hotel, went up to his room...
      (Cuts to Rick James sitting on a dresser talking to himself)
      Rick James: So then... he comes in there and I says, "Listen, bitch, I'm Rick James."

    • Rick James: (to his bodyguards) Do with him whatever you like.

    • Dave as Rick James: Now, Darkness, the tables are turned.

    • Chappelle as Rick James: (While getting punched by Charlie Murphy) You evil motha F*** BLACK MAGIC DARKNESS....LOOK WHAT U DONE TO MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY!

    • Dave as Rick James: UNITY!

    • Chappelle as Rick James: I'm one of the baddest motherf*ckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherf*ckers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.

    • Charlie Murphy: Eddie and everybody else thought that that was the funniest shit. And that threw me in a weird space cause I'm like, "Yo, this is Rick James and he's a star. Maybe I'm overreacting." I actually went there like, "Maybe I shouldn't do nothing." But my ghetto side was going, "Yo, stomp this motherf*cker out right here. What the f*ck is wrong with him?"

    • Rick James: You know, I love Charlie Murphy, but we really had it out sometimes: slapping each other in the face, punching each other in the chest, kicking each other (slow motion shot of Chappelle as Rick James on Eddie Murphy's couch -- "Fuck yo couch n*gga, fuck yo couch!). Can you imagine two grown men doing this? Cocaine is a hell of a drug. I must be losin' my mind. Reminiscing about Charlie Murphy come kickin' MY ass. Ain't that a b.

    • Dave as Rick James: Bitch! Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy. I'm Rick James Bitch!

    • Charlie Murphy: Because of my complexion, he use to call me Darkness. He calls me and brother Darkness. The Darkness Brothers. See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. Back then... we was the blackest niggas on the planet according to Rick James.

    • (Rick addressing Charlie in the China Club)

    • Chappelle as Rick James:DRINK UP, BE MERRY! Welcome to the China Club - A-CHUNGA-CHUNG-KUNG-A-CHINGA-KUNG-KAW-CHING!

    • Rick James: That was 'cold-blooded'!

    • Real Rick James: "What was he gonna do? Smack me back? I'm Rick James - he's Charlie Murphy!"

    • Rick James: See, I never did things just to do them, come on, i mean, what am i gonna do, just, just all of a sudden just jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch? Like it's-like it's y'know, somethin' to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.

    • Charlie Murphy, talking about Rick James: He was mad niggerish.

    • Rick James to Eddie & Charlie Murphy: F*** Your couch, nigga! F*** Your couch. Buy another one, you rich motherf***er!

    • Charlie Murphy on Rick James: Things like escalated to the point where, you know, my man got too familiar and I ended up having to whip his ass man, you know, cause you know, he would step across the line. Habitually. He's a habitual line stepper.

    • Dave Chappelle as Rick James: They should have never given you niggas money!

    • Dave Chappelle as Rick James: Charlie, there's a new joke going around. Have you heard it? ... What did the five fingers say to the face?
      Charlie Murphy: What?
      Dave Chappelle as Rick James: SLAP! (slaps Charlie Murphy) "Cold Blooded!" BANG BANG! I'm Rick James, bitch! Everybody, King Kong ain't got sh*t on me!
      Charlie Murphy: I'm standing there thinking, this nigga has really lost his f*ckin mind!

    • Dave Chappelle as Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch.

    • Charlie Murphy: I'm standing there I'm thinking, "This nigga really has lost his fucking mind." First of all, you don't slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up, "I challenge you to a duel." They would have a gunfight after that, somebody had to go!

    • Real Rick James: Don't you think Charlie's a little old to be taking karate. He probably taking it with the little kids.

    • Charlie Murphy: You know what you did earlier. Look what you did to my face!
      Chappelle as Rick James: I'm sorry. I was have too much fun. Here... this is the stickiest of the icky. You wanna smoke with the old boy, Rick James?
      Charlie Murphy: Well, my head is bumping.
      Rick James: Now that you've mentioned it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I've got the medicine for it. Bitch, come and have sex with Charlie Murphy. I'm Rick James, bitch.

    • Charlie Murphy: You mothafuckas take one more step, I'm kickin this nigga out the mothafunkin' window.

    • Chappelle as Rick James: Fuck your couch, nigga. Fuck your couch. Darknesses! Darknesses!

    • Chappelle as Rick James: They should of never giver you niggas money. You can't apprieciate shit. You know you can afford a new couch. WHAT AM I GONNA DO 'BOUT MY LEEEEEEEGS, EDDIE MURPHYYYYYY??????

  • Notes

    • Just a few weeks after this episode aired, Rick James capitalized on the famous line, "I'm Rick James, bitch!" by using it at the BET Music Awards.

    • Rick James knew Charlie Murphy through his brother Eddie Murphy, because Rick and Eddie did a song together called "Party All The Time".

    • Episode #204 began with the following disclaimer:
      "This episode of Chappelle's Show has been deemed more offensive than
      usual. Viewer discretion is advised." This was followed by a second screen:
      "Enjoy yourself, bitches. It's a celebration."

  • Allusions

    • "The China Club" Is a very well known club in New York City. Rick James was known for getting wild there, and was arrested there at one time.

    • Dave Chappele: **Shooting condom into garbage during Love Contract segment** KOBE!
      The Love Contract sketch itself is addressing Kobe Bryant, Lakers star, and the rape charges against him. The girl in question claimed Kobe raped her, but Kobe claims the sex was consensual.

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