Charlie Murphy: (screaming) All right, nigga! Get butt naked right now! Leonard Washington: (calm) First of all, I think y'better watch your tone son. I'm Leonard Washington. I don't get butt naked for nobody. (holds up wad of money) Leonard Washington: You want this roll, nigga? You gonna have to shoot me for it. (Charlie stares at Leonard for a few seconds.) Charlie Murphy: Ok. (shoots him in the knee, takes the money)
Paul Mooney: You must be on crack. I don't think we saw the same movie. I thought Scarlett was a ho because she went to bed with everyone but Mammy.
Paul Mooney: She came back as Oprah Winfrey and got her money.
(after Grits 'n' Gravy rolls two sevens in a row) Leonard Washington: You tha' goddamn devil.
Charlie Murphy: (screaming) All right, nigga! Get butt naked right now! Leonard Washington: (calm) First of all, I think y'better watch your tone son. I'm Leonard Washington. I don't get butt naked for nobody. (holds up wad of money) Leonard Washington: You want this roll, nigga? You gonna have to shoot me for it. Charlie Murphy: Ok. (shoots him in the knee, takes the money) Leonard Washington: GOD D**N, NIGGA! WHAT THE H**LS WRONG WITH YOU! THAT'S WHY BLACK PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING! YOUR MAMA AIN'T S****!
(playing at the World Series of Dice) Leonard Washington: My name's Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None Of Your Godd**n Business.
Paul Mooney: I mean Hollywood is crazy, The Last Samurai starring...Tom Cruise? He's the last samurai? Give me a break, that movie was offensive, I mean hollywood is crazy. First they had The Mexican with Brad Pitt and now they have The Last Samurai with Tom Cruise. Well i've written a film, maybe they'll produce my film. The Last N*gger On Earth starring Tom Hanks how about that.
Charlie Murphy: (While robbing everyone in the Marcy Projects) ALRIGHT NOW EVERYONE GET BUTT NAKED!
Dave: I KEEP IT REAL SON! (Barks Twice)
Ashy Larry: Ashy Larry, Marcy Projects, what son WHAT!
Charlie Murphy: (To Ashy Larry) GO UP STAIRS AND PUT ON SOME LOTION, RIGHT NOW!
Dave: The man's skin is as dry as Kunta Kinta's ankles.
Grits N' Gravy: When I leave come together like butt cheeks.
Dave Chappelle and Donnel Rawlings (Ashy Larry) have worked together a numerous amount of times, including on the show Deaf Comedy Jam.
Jim Breuer and Gullimerio Diaz make an appearance in a skit with Dave which was similar to Half-Baked. They were all friends and all high. The only thing was that it was a parody of a drug-free commercial.
World Series of Dice: This is an allusion to the World Series of Poker, which is now televised on ESPN.
S 3 : Ep 3
Aired 7/23/06 (21:07)
S 3 : Ep 2
Aired 7/16/06 (26:17)
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