Chappelle's Show

(Dave asks the contestants to complete a "Good Times" lyric) Contestant: You know I've always had trouble with this one because it was so hard to make out. I remember as a child I'd try to figure it out, and it sounded something like, [singing] "Hangin' in a jury!" Dave: [snickering] Wait a minute, say that again. Contestant: [singing] Hangin' in a jury! And I was wondering, does that mean someone's hung in a jury?' I wasn't really sure, you know, kinda..... Dave: Is that close enough judges, can we accept that answer? [Ding] Yes, the judges will accept that answer. The real lyrics are: Hanging in a chow line. Contestant: Ohhh, okay. Dave: Yes that right. According to sources, this is the most disputed lyric of all the Good Times lyrics. I looked it up on the internet myself.

Dave: Now for the final question: Will black people ever overcome? White female cop: Ummm, will they ever overcome? [Ding] Dave: That is correct!

Dave: What is a chickenhead? Professor: That's a woman who umm puts her mouth on the member of a..or sometimes called a crackwhore. (Ring) Dave: That is acceptable. That is one of the many definitions of a chickenhead.