Ep. #209

Season 2, Episode 9, Aired

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Sales Pitches: A very funny sketch in which Dave discusses how people come up to him in public and pitch him jobs, etc. He then goes on to show us what's really going through his head when he hears these pitches and it is absolutely hilarious!
Dave Gets Oprah Pregnant: Dave receives a call from Oprah informing him that she is going to have his baby. After hearing the news, Dave quits his job ( 'hey everyone, hey everyone - got some news for ya' - KISS MY ASS ....hilarious) and moves in with Oprah, spending her money like its going out of
Jury Selection: In this hilarious sketch Dave shows us what it would be like if he were in the jury pool for the OJ Simpson trial, Michael Jackson trial, Robert Blake trial and R Kelly trial.
Musical Performance: Wyclef Jeanmoreless
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      • Goof: During the dinner scene where Dave is thinking about Arsenio Hall eating cheese, Arsenio starts complaining about how good the cheese is. After punching one guy, he goes up to another and slaps him in the face. When he slaps him, it's visible that he misses the guy's face by a good inch or so.

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      • Arsenio Hall: Damn, that's some good ass cheese. (then after punching someone) Why ain't nobody tell me how good the cheese was.

      • Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty? Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity. R. Kelly's Grandma: That's my Robert, always peeing on people.

      • Lawyer: So you would let Jackson sleep with your children. Dave: Fuck no!

      • Dave: How come they ain't found who killed Biggie or Tupac but they arrest O.J. Simpson the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap! I want justice!

      • Woman: Dave, what's gotten into you? Dave: It's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into Oprah, my seed, son! (laughs) I'm rich, bitch!

      • Dave: Stedman Grahmn, if you fuck this up for me, I swear to God...

      • Chappelle: That piss was digital! See Watch... (Digitally pees on the attorney.)

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