Chappelle's Show

Season 2 Episode 10

Ep. #210

Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Mar 25, 2004 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

    • The real Dylan makes an appearance in between scenes.

    • Goof: Whenever Stinky the Grump is on the screen, the syringe in his head appears and disappears constantly.

    • Goof: When Chappelle kicks over the first trashcan and yells towards the side office, the trash/trash can kicked disappears in the immediate scene.

  • Quotes

    • Q-Tip's first song:

      Sex isn't wrong, but you gotta be right
      If you're hitting the sheets, then wrap it up tight

      Listen up kids, 'cause I ain't jokin'
      one bad decision, your **** will be smokin'

      You'll catch a VD, but don't take it from me

    • The All Drugs Song:

      Kids, it's time to keep it real
      Life is hard, and I can't deal
      I know it looks a certain way
      But people get high everydayyyyy!

      Some people do it with cigarette smokin'
      Others treat their headaches with Ibuprofen
      Your grandpa talks about self-respect
      then he takes drugs to keep his d*** erect!

      But it's all drugs to meeee
      It's all drugs to me!

      OOHHH, it just kickin' in, kids
      It feels like I have a million teeny tiny kitty cats rubbing my b@lls
      And they skee skee skee all over the walls

      Let me bring this b*tch home

      They're all

    • Dave as P Diddy: Singing and clanging two bottles togetherBreast've made my day!

    • from knee high park: I'm Gonorreah, and thats a fact, if you cant say that, then call me clap, I hide on gentials just like a trap, and chew up lovers, like bacon fat

    • Dave as P. Diddy: I only drink the finest breast milks.

    • Snoop Dogg: (Rapping) Yeah and ya don't stop...
      Tyrone: (Rapping) Cuz its 187 on the motha f*** rock!

    • Dave as P Diddy: If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

    • Chappelle as P Diddy: All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

    • Chappelle as P Diddy: "I got some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is, I'm shutting down the studio. The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance."

    • Q-Tip: Sex isn't wrong, but it sure ain't right, so when your hitting the sheets then wrap it up tight.

    • Stinky the Grump's song:
      I don't believe your pappy.
      He may be rich, but he ain't happy
      Sure he works hard and you want to be him
      but when's the last time you got to see'm?

      He works hard, and why?
      So you can go out and buy
      A bunch of s**t that you don't need
      Driven by your punk ass hopes and greed

      That's why, I say, f**k it!

      For the first time in my life
      I'm finally free
      No mansion for me
      I said f**k it!

      No brand new humvee
      I said f**k it!

      Kitty Whore: But you'll get no pussy.

      Stinky: F**k it!

      What you don't understand
      Is I make love to my hand
      So I don't need you honey!
      I beat my d**k like it owes me money!

      That's right, I said, f**k it.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • D.Chappelle as P.Diddy: "Breast milk ! You make my day!"
      I'm pretty sure this references the P. Diddy/Bab Boy song "Victory." In the beginning p diddy says "Bad boy, Come out and play" in the same tone.

    • D.Chappelle as P.Diddy: "Breast milk ! You make my day!"
      This is a reference to the 1979 movie The Warriors, where a character clinks 3 beer bottles together and says "Warriors, come out to play!" over and over.

    • Dave Chappelle as P. Diddy: I've got some good news and some bad news. The bads news is that I've had to shut down the studio. The good news is that I've saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
      This is obviously a parody on those Geico Insurance commercials. The "savin a bunch of money on car insurance" is their catch phrase.