The All Drugs Song:
Kids, it's time to keep it real
Life is hard, and I can't deal
I know it looks a certain way
But people get high everydayyyyy!
Some people do it with cigarette smokin'
Others treat their headaches with Ibuprofen
Your grandpa talks about self-respect
then he takes drugs to keep his d*** erect!
But it's all drugs to meeee
It's all drugs to me!
OOHHH, it just kickin' in, kids
It feels like I have a million teeny tiny kitty cats rubbing my b@lls
And they skee skee skee all over the walls
Let me bring this b*tch home